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Dion69
  • Town/Country : None of ya business ,,!,,
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 July 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 348
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30051) - you deserved it (3381)

On 08/14/2010 at 10:25pm - misc - by carless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a tanning salon. I guess nobody mentioned that you have to lift your fat rolls or you'll end up with weird stripes where the spray never reached. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7028) - you deserved it (33854)

On 08/13/2010 at 8:56pm - health - by thatsucks4u - United States (California)



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