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Today, after spending almost an hour in the dentist's waiting room, watching other people get called in for their appointments, I finally lost my patience and asked the receptionist what was taking so long. I'd forgotten to sign in. FML
by oops / 03/02/2013 at 1:32pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterward tried to comfort me by saying there've been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML
by laprochainefoisjerestealamaison / 02/25/2013 at 2:47pm / France (Languedoc-Roussillon) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/25/2013 at 11:14am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/25/2013 at 3:39am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Money
Today, I came home to find that while my husband and children were mindlessly watching TV, one of our dogs got into the cupboard that stores the deep fryer. He got the lid off, ate all of the old oil and barfed everything up on the couch. FML
by Sammy / 02/25/2013 at 2:25am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, my boyfriend of three years told me he was thinking about us taking a break. After an hour of crying and him saying it would be okay, I accepted it. When I asked when the break would start, he replied, "What are you talking about? I only said I'd thought about it" and then laughed. FML
by Gullible / 02/25/2013 at 1:10am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by BadAssBandit897 / 02/23/2013 at 8:46am / Canada / Love
by Anonymous / 02/22/2013 at 5:25am / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, my bus got held up in traffic, so I arrived home about 15 minutes late. My mum bitched me out, accused me of sleeping around, and grounded me. All this while my brother raged at his video game in the other room, screaming stuff such as "EAT SHIT, YOU CUNTS!" with total impunity. FML
by Anonymous / 02/21/2013 at 1:45pm / Australia (Queensland) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 02/21/2013 at 8:43am / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
by pornhastaughtmenothing / 02/21/2013 at 3:46am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, the people living below me have been blasting their music so loudly that I can hear every word as clear as day. The people next door think it's my music and feel the need to bang on the wall and blast their music just as loudly in revenge. I have two very important exams tomorrow. FML
by Ughh! / 02/20/2013 at 3:40pm / France / Miscellaneous
Today, I uploaded a new Facebook profile photo, which got over 20 likes in the space of an hour. The most I've ever gotten before was 10. Surprised, I went to check my picture again, only to notice two guys were sarcastically flipping me the bird in the background. FML
by club goer / 02/20/2013 at 2:48pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by ? / 02/20/2013 at 1:20pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I uploaded the first chapter of my best writing yet to a popular writing website. After ten minutes, I was thrilled to already see one review and five comments. Each comment was telling me to immediately delete the story because of how horrible it was. The rating was half a star. FML
by Apparently not a writer / 02/20/2013 at 11:36am / United States (Delaware) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…