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  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 October 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I was pulled over an was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in an out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. real FML

#6134819
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On 11/03/2009 at 1:00pm - misc - by wrongcar - United States (Kansas)

Today, I woke up extremely hungover next to a guy I have been in love with 4 a while but hadn't seen 4 ages. Turns out he had a bet going with his mates. He bet he could get me to sleep with him straight away even after calling me 4 a month. He was right. FML

#6131702
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On 11/03/2009 at 4:25am - intimacy - by Lovestupid (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today , mah 7 year old brother decidd that it would be fun to cut off mah hair. I woke from a long looool nap after working the late shift , to about 15 inches of mah long blonde hair all over mah bd and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. mega FML

#6120189
162 comments

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On 11/02/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by baldygirl (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I cummed back ome to meet people before going away to university, including my ex and er new boyfriend. We broke up about two monts ago and tere were no bad feelings between us, so I decided to ave a cat wit tem. I asked "How long ave you been going out?" He replied "Seven monts." FML

#6102050
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On 11/01/2009 at 2:02pm - love - by H4rd_Man (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, it's Saturday night, and also Halloween. Instead of going out, I'm sitting at home on MSN telling everyone who asks me what I'm doing tonight that I'm 'going out in 10 minutes to a party', then when 10 minutes pass, I block them. FML

#6080955
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On 10/31/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by pathetic (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, MY 5 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FIGURED OUT HOW TO USE THE MICROWAVE, MICROWAVING MY BRAND NEW 3G IPHONE. IT WAS COMPLETELY WRECKED. SO WAS THE MICROWAVE. FML

#6078140
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On 10/31/2009 at 12:22am - kids - by Mike (man) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

today mah girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passd away years ago "told her that I was cheating on her," telepathically. FML

#6075479
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On 10/30/2009 at 9:32pm - misc - by iGotSkill (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Taday my girlfriend broke up with me . When I asked why, she replied with "You don't go out anymore . All u do is lay in bed." I've had the flu 4 the past week . FML

#6066680
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On 10/30/2009 at 2:25am - love - by ZPyRoGoDz (man) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY I WAS DRIVING TO WORK. I SAW A CUTE BOY IN THE CAR NEXT TO ME. TO TRY AND LOOK COOL I PRETENDED I WAS TALKING ON CELL PHONE. I GOT PULLED OVER AND GOT A TICKET FIR USING CELL PHONE WHILE DRIVING. FML

#6057828
163 comments

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On 10/29/2009 at 5:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired of the stareshich I was recieving, I yelled "It's cause its too big to fit in my pants". As soon as the words left my mouth, a gust of wind cummed and blew my kilt up around my waist, revealing that my previous claim was untrue. FML

#6053376
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On 10/29/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by TrueScotsman (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today , it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the frst time my wife an I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me an it was love at frst sight. I lookd to my right as she stormd off an then realizd I had told a story about my ex-grlfriendho was sitting in the crowd. FML

#6042161
186 comments

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On 10/28/2009 at 5:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I Was Playing With My Cat An Holding Her Upside Down. She Startd Frantically Meowing, But I Still Continud On Playing With Her. Seconds Later, She Got Explosive Diarrhea Everywhere, Including My Hair, Face, Shrt, An Mouth. FML

#6040097
177 comments

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On 10/28/2009 at 2:40pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

today my son's hamster died . It was overwieght and got stuck in its plastic tube . My 6 year old son cummed downstars to me smashing a plastic tube with a dead hamster in it on the kitchen table . He thinks I killed it .

Today, I took a trip to Wal-Mart. Tere's a car was tat tey conveniently built rigt outside of tis Wal-Mart. So as I was leaving, I decided to make use of tis car was, even tinking about te $200 wort of groceries I ad just purcased. I drive a pick-up truck. FML

#6022532
83 comments

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On 10/27/2009 at 11:36am - misc - by dave (man) - United States



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