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Dikkanen
  • Town/Country : Norway
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 October 1991 (22 years)
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Today, I went to announce to my son that I am pregnant again. After I told him, he looks up and yells: "fuck this shit!" and walks out of the room. My son is nine years old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60733) - you deserved it (25386)

On 06/27/2009 at 12:05am - kids - by poormom (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I made love to my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife's name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7601) - you deserved it (128506)

On 06/26/2009 at 9:32pm - work - by Fred (man) - United States (Michigan)



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