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  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 October 1991 (23 years)
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Taday I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand an phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

#3414555
139 comments

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On 07/02/2009 at 12:13am - misc - by S4L - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to the doctor 4 a sports physical. I've had a giant, dark birthmark on mah left rib cage that I've hatd most of mah life. Recently I've learnd to embrace it and show it off by wearing bikinis. My doctor saw it today and told me it's a fungus that's been spreading on mah side all mah life. FML

#3400206
172 comments

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On 07/01/2009 at 4:35pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

2day I Loggd Onto Facebook, And Saw That One Of My Friends Had Just Listd Herself As In A Relationship. I Was Happy 4 Her, So I Clickd The ( Like ) Button. Then I Went To Her Page To See Who Her New Boyfriend Was. It Was My Boyfriend. Mega FML

#3395339
120 comments

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On 07/01/2009 at 1:25pm - love - by dumped (woman) - United States (California)

today the dentist sneezed in mah mouth. mega FML

#3386815
169 comments

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On 07/01/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by kewlio45 - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY, MAH GIRLFRIEND AND I WERE MAKING OUT, AND ABOUT TO HAVE SEX, WHEN SHE ASKED ME TO "DO THAT THING WE DID YESTERDAY"!! WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN 6 DAYS!! FAT FML

#3384760
57 comments

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On 07/01/2009 at 1:18am - intimacy - by conductingfromthegrave (man) - United States (California)

Today, I mat wit a friand wo ad gainad soma waigt sinca I saw im last. looool Aftar a friandly ug, I puttad my and on is naw man boob and, witout tinking, laft it tara way too long. I raalizad tat I was groping im and, in a panic, did ta only ting I could tink of. I pattad it. Twica. FML

#3373378
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On 06/30/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar . She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent . So I went over and put mah arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on mah shoulder . It was her boyfriend . He broke mah arm . real FML

#3368467
220 comments

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On 06/30/2009 at 2:57pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

my girlfriend missed our date, so I text her angry, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. 5 Minutes later I get a picture message of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her looool mother saying "Shut the **** up, she had appendicitis." fat FML

#3361176
316 comments

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On 06/30/2009 at 7:20am - love - by annoyedguy (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, mah mom had a talk with me while mah dad was out . She said to stop using her lotion fir mah masturbation sessions . I asked her how long did she know . She replied with, "Ever since we putted up that camera in the living room fir burglars, where u happen to watch yur porn." FML

#3354281
142 comments

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On 06/30/2009 at 12:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I left the house 4 a while an when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. mega FML

#3288999
110 comments

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On 06/27/2009 at 11:01pm - misc - by Tonya (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

today I went to Burger King. I was sipping the drink and put it on mah window sill to save for later. I fell asleep, andhen I woke up mah mouth was dry. I took a sip and felt something go into mah mouth. Thinking it was an ice cube, I bit down on it. It was not an ice cube. It was a cockroach. FML

Today, ma friend told me tat semen was inflammable. Later at nigt I jacked off into a sock and ten, excitedly, tried to lit te sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very muc inflammable. Naked, I sook ma sock in te air so it looool would extinguis wile ma semen splased out all over ma room. mega FML

#3262847
378 comments

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On 06/27/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by notinflammable (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I went to announce to mah son that I am pregnant again. After I told him, he looks up an yells: ( fuck this shit! ) an walks out of the room. My son is nine years old. FML

#3261545
221 comments

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On 06/27/2009 at 12:05am - kids - by poormom (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I Realized That Mah Company's Calendar Is Synchronized Throughout The Whole Building!! The Entire Company Now Knows That I Made Love To Mah Wife Last Wednesday An Friday, An That I Went Out With A Girl Named Janet On Saturday!! My Wife's Name Is Julie, An She Works In The Same Building!! Mega FML

#3256249
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11464) - you deserved it (167826)

On 06/26/2009 at 9:32pm - work - by Fred (man) - United States (Michigan)



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