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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 October 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML

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387 comments

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On 12/03/2009 at 1:55am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking his southern accent. FML

#6575339
137 comments

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On 12/02/2009 at 10:15pm - love - by wooed (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got my first acting part. I played the role of a bad boy who has to grab the leading lady's ass, who then slaps me in the face. The ass grab was done in one take. The slap required 14 takes. FML

#6570901
112 comments

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On 12/02/2009 at 6:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat for 8 hours. FML

#6563904
98 comments

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On 12/02/2009 at 2:14am - work - by makeitstop - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML

#6563359
150 comments

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On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was in class. I am an older student going back for my PhD. I was kicked out of class for "sassing" my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 22 year old TA. FML

#6552021
123 comments

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On 12/01/2009 at 2:49pm - misc - by sassman (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I finally released my first music album. I dropped out of college to pay for it after my friends who liked my music urged me to. They keep telling me how much they love the CD. I've only sold one copy. Turns out they put it on a sharing site so only one of them would have to buy it. FML

#6546690
131 comments

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On 12/01/2009 at 1:57am - misc - by Rob (man) - United States (California)

Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML

#6508757
88 comments

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On 11/29/2009 at 3:55am - misc - by Nomoresandwish (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while I was in confession, I was saying my sins and the priest called me a "pain in the ass." FML

#6508177
45 comments

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On 11/29/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by ? - United States

Today, a mall cop tore up my 'Free hugs' sign. FML

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142 comments

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On 11/28/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Cornbreesha (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I received a $500 fine for an "unruly" dog. I don't have a dog. FML

#6484371
33 comments

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On 11/27/2009 at 8:48pm - animals - by bill - United States

Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML

#6480683
124 comments

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On 11/27/2009 at 4:24pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was at a dinner with my dad's girlfriend's family. I met this guy who I found kind of cute and tried to talk to him a couple times. To avoid talking to me he started playing his PSP. I could see the screen perfectly and the PSP was clearly off. FML

#6477296
64 comments

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On 11/27/2009 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I learned that when someone says "I know what you did" it's better not to confess right away, because sometimes they could be talking about leaving the computer on all night, and not talking about giving the family dog away and telling everyone it ran away. FML

#6476198
102 comments

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On 11/27/2009 at 9:13am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I kissed my iced over window to know what kissing Edward Cullen would be like. My neighbor saw. My first reaction was to come up with a cover story. I licked the window and wiped my sleeve over it to look like I was cleaning it. My neighbor came over later and gave me an early Christmas gift. Windex. FML

#6472262
386 comments

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On 11/27/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by obsessed (woman) - United States (Iowa)



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