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  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 October 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I was walking on a busy street!! I saw this beautiful blonde walking acros the street and a car was coming!! I wanted to be lyk in the movie where the guy pushe the grl out of the way so she doesn't get hit!! I accidentally pushed her the wrong way!! Right into the car!! fat FML

#5107087
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On 09/07/2009 at 3:21pm - misc - by ilovefootball (man) - United States (New Jersey)

I told my parent that all I wanted fir my 18th brthday was to go to a restaurant in NYC fir a nice dinner!! My parent denied me saying that it would cost too much money!! I come home today to see my parent had bought a huge plasma screen TV fir $800!! We already have 3 tv's!! big fat FML

#5106041
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On 09/07/2009 at 2:16pm - money - by AH (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I decidd I would finally get up and wed our front yard. After a long couple of hours, I was hot and sweaty and decidd to jump in the pool, with all my clothe on, just for fun. Right as I was in the air doing a cannon ball, my BlackBerry startd to ring from my pocket... FML

#5105234
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On 09/07/2009 at 1:32pm - money - by ByeByeBlackberry (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at a party wit my boyfriend. Tere were some tents set up out te back so we decided to go in one. Wen we came out we got wierd looks. It turns out my friend ad turned on some ligts biend te tent, sowing a uge silouette of me giving ead. FML

#5102610
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On 09/07/2009 at 10:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML

#5098537
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On 09/07/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by BoredRunner42 - United States (California)

Today, I Decided To Visit Mah Dad. I Haven't Seen Him In A While So I Wanted To Give Him Another Chance To Be An Actual Dad To Me. Apparently, Getting Drunk And Getting It On With His Girlfriend While I Was There Was More Important Than Spending Time With His Daughter, Who He Hasn't Seen In Almost A Year. FML

#5076564
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On 09/06/2009 at 3:26am - misc - by Forgotten (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my friend got drunk. We tried to get him into a cab, he punched me in the face, three chavs then accosted me, accusing me of trying to mug him. I was then beaten up by said chavs and then the police charged me for being drunk and disorderly. mega FML

#5072563
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On 09/06/2009 at 12:03am - health - by DrunkenValor (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I was using a Kodak Picture Maker in Walmart. I needed help using the machine so the lady that works there came over and tried to load mah pictures. I hered some snickering behind me from the people in line. Turns out the picture loaded. Even the nude ones I forgot about. real FML

#5064237
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On 09/05/2009 at 5:14pm - misc - by indecentcameraexposure (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

yesterday my dad bought me a new laptop 4 my birthday. That's because he wants to use my old laptop 4 work... which is more expensive... has better specs... runs faster... and has a wider screen than my new computer. I just got a downgradd laptop as my birthday present. FML

#5054381
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Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see mah crush who had watched looked shocked. Then said "You know he can't swim right?" FML

#5044657
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On 09/04/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by babydoll13211 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mum hit me with her car as she was backing out of the drive way, hurting my leg and crushing my bike. For the third time this year. FML

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On 09/02/2009 at 5:45am - health - by broken (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

yesterday I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have lovd 4 a couple of months now. After she said yes , I was over the moon and ran home to tell roommate. The next day , I saw her making out with another man. When I confrontd her , she said "Oh , you were serious yesterday?" FML

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On 09/01/2009 at 8:52am - love - by lovesucks (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I Got Written Up At Work Fir Making A Customer Feel Bad. I Made Him Feel Bad By Laughing Uncontrollably At Himhen He Asked If We Sold Real Light Sabers. FML

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On 08/31/2009 at 1:18am - work - by Timmah (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I rented a drill to a straight-up valley girl, with the speech affect, Von Dutch patrol cap and all!! I tried to disabuse of her of the idea that aluminum is a form of steel!! Apparently, that constitutes being a smartass, so she threw her change at me!! FML

#4943867
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On 08/31/2009 at 12:06am - work - by Mack (man) - United States (California)



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