About DianaFromHolland : I'm Diana, 18-year-old girl,
and I'm the best.
xoxoxoxo.
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You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, it's my birthday. I was excited because of all the wall posts I got on Facebook. Then I saw I got a "Happy Birthday" from the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with. FML
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On 02/15/2011 at 9:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)
Today, my boyfriend ditched me, saying he had some important things to do. When I checked on him a while later, I found out what was so "important". A game called Robot Unicorn Attack. FML
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On 11/06/2010 at 1:24pm - love - by anonymous_0505 (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)
Today, I found out that the cause of the recent pain in my chest was that I had a torn muscle. What caused this? I sneezed. FML
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On 09/18/2010 at 12:21am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML
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On 01/06/2010 at 12:53am - love - by drunkdial - Sent from mobile version
Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Fatty (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane's wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group 'I hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes'. FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 1:49pm - misc - by fatman (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML
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On 07/27/2009 at 3:07pm - misc - by webperson04 (man) - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I was walking to work when I saw an empty pop can. Angry at whoever left it, I kicked it out of the way. Turns out it wasn't empty; it was filled with hornets. I had to run 2km to work while being attacked by a giant swarm of wasps. FML
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On 07/19/2009 at 10:14am - animals - by Isabelle18 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
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On 07/12/2009 at 2:45am - love - by nameless (man) - United States
Today, I got into an argument with a 7 year old. He said that Obama was the 44th President, I said he was the 42nd. Guess who was right. FML
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On 06/11/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by feeldumb - United States (New York)
Today, for my birthday, my brother gave me some of those fake 'Harry Potter' edible cockroaches. I ate one. It wasn't fake. FML
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On 05/23/2009 at 11:01pm - misc - by partygirlxxx - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I knew my girlfriend was having a bad day. I went to bring her frozen yogurt at work because she loves it. When I was in the elevator, I overheard her colleague saying that the reason she was upset was because she had been cheating on her boyfriend with her new intern. FML
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On 02/26/2009 at 12:01pm - love - by froyo (man) - United States
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