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DiNgD0ng
  • Town/Country : USA
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 April 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 405
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5946) - you deserved it (25326)

On 03/02/2010 at 10:53am - animals - by Jeff - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12943) - you deserved it (4322)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by ChubbyTubby (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (372905) - you deserved it (412945)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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