DeviousAngel

Search for a member

DeviousAngel

13Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1670
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About DeviousAngel : xBox gamertag: mhggirl

The name's Madison. I live in Canada, eh. I'm 17, life is great - most of the time. I look 14 but believe me, I'm 17. I swear.

DeviousAngel's page activity

Visits<b>Chibster</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 4:59pm<b>TheDarkLight</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 5:03pm<b>jwolt92</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 1:37pm<b>eyepuppy</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 7:33am<b>Jiratias</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 4:30pm<b>XanderLance</b> - the 05/26/2016 at 7:40am<b>MissMayLaw001</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 12:39pm<b>paigexox0</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 9:45am<b>buckstop1</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 9:27pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/25/2016 at 9:46am<b>FlamingFires</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 1:44pm<b>Blizzicus</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 4:57pm<b>StupidMonkey497</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 5:56pm<b>IJG2000</b> - the 02/18/2016 at 11:56pm<b>BestOrginalName</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 4:53pm<b>Celeden</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 11:21pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 6:05pm<b>booman342</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 10:34am

Fucked!<b>XanderLance</b> - the 05/26/2016 at 1:41pm<b>paigexox0</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 3:45pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/25/2016 at 2:45pm<b>Hunter_the_Ninja</b> - the 09/20/2015 at 11:23pm<b>heartofhannah</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 5:41am<b>papashaan</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 7:52pm<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 6:05am<b>rachelthelime</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 11:38pm<b>queensassygoat</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 8:32pm<b>Radgears47</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 6:49am<b>IamHercules</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 6:38am<b>DanboiRowe</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 6:12am<b>_cameronkc_</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 7:21am

DeviousAngel's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

See all of DeviousAngel's badges

DeviousAngel's favorite FMLs

Today, while searching for the pungent odor that has been lingering in my son's bedroom, I discovered various types of juice my son has been "storing" to make wine. FML

by Anonymous / 03/31/2011 at 6:10pm / United States (Wyoming) / Kids

Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML

by Anonymous / 03/31/2011 at 5:53pm / United States (Arkansas) / Love

Today, I noticed that the injury on my hand from three weeks ago no longer hurt. A while later, I accidentally slammed that same hand in a door. FML

by BudmaudeY / 03/31/2011 at 4:53pm / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Health

Today, I managed to stab myself with a knife while trying to open something without a can opener. After getting stitches and returning back home, I went to make a cup of coffee. I found the can opener in the cutlery drawer. FML

by nicky / 03/31/2011 at 3:18pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Health

Today, someone wearing dark grey clothes thought it would be a good idea to run in front of my car in the pouring rain. I slammed on my brakes and managed to stop before I'd have turned him into a blood sprinkler. Unfortunately, the person behind me didn't. FML

by myselfami / 03/31/2011 at 7:31am / United States (Washington) / Transportation

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML

by JFC! / 03/30/2011 at 9:07pm / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML

by Anonymous / 03/30/2011 at 12:37pm / United States (Virginia) / Love

Today, I woke up to a beautiful sunrise, the smell of bacon in a frying pan, and some dickhead trying to pick the lock on my front door. FML

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek