About DeviousAngel : xBox gamertag: mhggirl
The name's Madison. I live in Canada, eh. I'm 17, life is great - most of the time. I look 14 but believe me, I'm 17. I swear.
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Today, while searching for the pungent odor that has been lingering in my son's bedroom, I discovered various types of juice my son has been "storing" to make wine. FML
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On 03/31/2011 at 6:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wyoming)
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
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On 03/31/2011 at 5:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I noticed that the injury on my hand from three weeks ago no longer hurt. A while later, I accidentally slammed that same hand in a door. FML
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On 03/31/2011 at 4:53pm - health - by BudmaudeY (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)
Today, I managed to stab myself with a knife while trying to open something without a can opener. After getting stitches and returning back home, I went to make a cup of coffee. I found the can opener in the cutlery drawer. FML
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On 03/31/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by nicky (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, someone wearing dark grey clothes thought it would be a good idea to run in front of my car in the pouring rain. I slammed on my brakes and managed to stop before I'd have turned him into a blood sprinkler. Unfortunately, the person behind me didn't. FML
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On 03/31/2011 at 7:31am - misc - by myselfami (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML
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On 03/30/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by JFC! (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
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On 03/30/2011 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I woke up to a beautiful sunrise, the smell of bacon in a frying pan, and some dickhead trying to pick the lock on my front door. FML
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On 03/30/2011 at 12:14pm - misc - by Kingspin - Canada (Alberta)
TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)
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