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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 120
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Deviant45 : I'm a passionate guy who does what he loves; be it programming, hacking, or modding. I do the things I do with a passion - love or hate. I try to get along with others I keep rude comments to myself (unless they absolutely have not decency or taking up for another who's clearly been wronged) I always try to keep my tact and respect, be it someone whose my age or older. I'm also a goof who enjoys to have fun and doesn't mind being called "weird or strange," I'd rather be odd or strange and be interesting rather than be normal and just as boring as every other normal person.

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Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML


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On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML


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On 08/07/2011 at 4:29pm - work - by power corrupts... (woman) - Czech Republic (Plzensky kraj)

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