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DetroitDov

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DetroitDov

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3265
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DetroitDov : Just a nerd and addicted to anime. 麦わら海賊団.

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DetroitDov's page activity

Visits<b>FitFriday</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 2:59am<b>mrnope</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 9:24am<b>sweetcandygirl</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 9:46am<b>twinlovedyou</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 1:45pm<b>lizzie57</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 4:24am<b>aliceanon</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 7:24pm<b>PickledSweets</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 5:52pm<b>s0728</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 10:32am<b>Miss_Chevious</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 11:56am<b>Brumbler</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 4:38am<b>i_lik_tomaters</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 11:07pm<b>Steffi3</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 6:25am<b>ana_lee_bonde</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 4:23pm<b>JMichael</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 9:33am<b>CourtJester27</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 9:02am<b>Kaylynn_Michele7</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 7:14am<b>expertsmilee</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 1:14pm<b>False_Stupidity</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 4:22am

Fucked!<b>Zigstyle308</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 9:26am<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 8:26am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 01/28/2015 at 10:08am

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DetroitDov's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to endure the most mortifying ambulance ride of my life after my fiancé's cock ring got stuck on my tongue piercing. As I was trying not to choke or vomit, he actually high-fived one of the EMTs and tried to get him to take a picture on his phone. FML

#21424446
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29333) - you deserved it (8562)

On 06/11/2015 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by awkward - United Kingdom (Dumfries and Galloway)

Today, my girlfriend of a week showed me her talent: shooting milk out of her vagina across the room. Goodbye dairy products. FML

#21413854
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28372) - you deserved it (3202)

On 05/22/2015 at 2:55am - intimacy - by zzarzzur (man) - United States (California)

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML

#21413610
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31620) - you deserved it (2796)

On 05/21/2015 at 4:41pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class... And woke up hour later. My teacher let me sit there till I woke up to see what my face would be like waking up to a new class. FML

#21382364
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25829) - you deserved it (16326)

On 03/27/2015 at 11:27am - misc - by BERNDTOAST - United States (Michigan)

Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML

#21378013
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32273) - you deserved it (56)

On 03/19/2015 at 9:06pm - love - by Fred - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I jokingly sent my girlfriend a link to an article about giving better head. She didn't think it was funny, and has since sent me numerous articles about the female orgasm, and I just got a link to the Wikipedia article about the clitoris. FML

#21372045
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (316) - you deserved it (48593)

On 03/10/2015 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

#21371084
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36228) - you deserved it (3091)

On 03/09/2015 at 9:55am - love - by generic_name123 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML

#21351065
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27660) - you deserved it (2939)

On 02/06/2015 at 6:00pm - misc - by barf (woman) - Ireland

Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML

#21350975
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32597) - you deserved it (2105)

On 02/06/2015 at 3:10pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up with my penis taped inside a milk bottle. Yes, I'm as baffled as you are. FML

#21350665
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30020) - you deserved it (5133)

On 02/05/2015 at 11:14pm - misc - by Milked Richard (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

#21342921
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38372) - you deserved it (6743)

On 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm - kids - by nosexforthee (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

#21342882
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31431) - you deserved it (4432)

On 01/23/2015 at 1:12pm - misc - by Annomymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. The guy who picked up sounded drunk, told me to fuck off, and hung up. FML

#21342247
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39197) - you deserved it (3345)

On 01/22/2015 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I caught my girlfriend Googling how to uninstall Siri. I asked why she wanted to do that, and she said, "I don't like it. I don't like how the slut talks to you." I get the feeling I'll need a gun when I break up with this crazy fucker. FML

#21342067
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34163) - you deserved it (5017)

On 01/22/2015 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML

#21255144
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37807) - you deserved it (7354)

On 09/09/2014 at 4:23pm - misc - by Anonymous -



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