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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2315
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DetroitDov : Just a nerd and addicted to anime. 麦わら海賊団. Also deathcore and other metal.

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DetroitDov's favorite FMLs

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

#21342921
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34218) - you deserved it (6182)

On 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm - kids - by nosexforthee (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

#21342882
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27920) - you deserved it (3910)

On 01/23/2015 at 1:12pm - misc - by Annomymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. The guy who picked up sounded drunk, told me to fuck off, and hung up. FML

#21342247
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36462) - you deserved it (3135)

On 01/22/2015 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I caught my girlfriend Googling how to uninstall Siri. I asked why she wanted to do that, and she said, "I don't like it. I don't like how the slut talks to you." I get the feeling I'll need a gun when I break up with this crazy fucker. FML

#21342067
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31382) - you deserved it (4564)

On 01/22/2015 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML

#21255144
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36530) - you deserved it (7122)

On 09/09/2014 at 4:23pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML

#21184387
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57957) - you deserved it (8013)

On 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by possibly fucked (man) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, while having a sneak through my brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy." FML

#21073315
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25345) - you deserved it (55673)

On 02/27/2014 at 4:46pm - misc - by well SHIT (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, during class our teacher asked us, "Who is Uncle Sam?" A girl answered, "He's the guy who founded KFC, right?" I'm in an AP class and have to put up with these morons constantly. FML

#21071374
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42337) - you deserved it (4184)

On 02/25/2014 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to proofread a document my boss had written. When I pointed out that he spelled "college" as "collage" multiple times, he angrily accused me of trying to make him look stupid. This is the guy who constantly boasts about his "genius" IQ level to the whole office. FML

#21071350
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37665) - you deserved it (3141)

On 02/25/2014 at 3:42pm - work - by cunting cuntface of a boss (man) - Australia

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

#21070244
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18610) - you deserved it (47507)

On 02/24/2014 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I proudly informed my grandma that I now have a girlfriend. My grandpa overheard and said how surprising that was, given how expensive blowup dolls are. He and my grandma then both laughed out loud. FML

#21061712
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44097) - you deserved it (5653)

On 02/15/2014 at 6:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML

#21061692
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52671) - you deserved it (7848)

On 02/15/2014 at 5:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I'm stuck in a hotel with my psychotic mom, all because she swore there were "demonic" noises coming from our oven. Yeah, our oven is totally possessed, you idiot. FML

#21061598
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37694) - you deserved it (4320)

On 02/15/2014 at 3:51pm - misc - by fuck my goddamn life (man) - United States

Today, my brother came to my first standup comedy act. He'd apparently read my material beforehand, and kept finishing my jokes for me. FML

#21050455
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49404) - you deserved it (4980)

On 02/04/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by DeeDee - Austria (Wien)

Today, I was bitched out at 2am by my parents, for trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML

#21048094
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41992) - you deserved it (3654)

On 02/02/2014 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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