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Today, my boyfriend broke up wit me but wanted to make sure tat we were still friends, so e could still use my Netflix. FML

#20963690
92 comments

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On 11/19/2013 at 7:19pm - love - by unwantedforlife (woman) - United States

TODAY WHILE WORKING AT MCDONALD'S AN ANGRY CUSTOMER CALLD ASKING FIR HIS MONEY BACK. APPARENTLY WE'D PUT 6 CHEESEBURGERS IN HIS BAG INSTEAD OF 5 HE ATE THEM ALL AN NOW FEELS SICK. FML

Taday I let my sister old my newborn daugter 4 te frst time. I eard er mutter under er breat... ( I could kill you so easily... ) FML

Today, I trid to puttd the little grl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her downhen she made a mad dash for the basement stars, slippd on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stars. FML

#20956092
123 comments

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On 11/13/2013 at 6:08am - kids - by little_star78 - United States (Michigan)

Today, my usband got mad at me fir not elping take out te groceries from te car. He yelled tat I'm lazy, and tat e regrets our marriage. I guess e forgot tat te door andle on tat side is broken and e ad to let me out of te car. FML

#20953907
111 comments

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On 11/11/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by LetMeOut - United States (Texas)

TODAY, MAH MOTHER NOT ONLY TOLD ME THAT MAH EX-HUSBAND WILL BE SPENDING THANKSGIVING WITH HER AND MAH DAD, BUT THAT I'M ALSO NO LONGER INVITD TO SPEND THE HOLIDAY WITH MAH FAMILY. REAL FML

#20950805
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47628) - you deserved it (3923)

On 11/08/2013 at 9:54pm - misc - by zoe777 (woman) - United States

YASTARDAY , WHILA TAACHING JUNIORS ABOUT BLACK HOLAS , I SAID , "IMAGINA AVARYTHING BAING SUCKAD INTO A BLACK HOLA." AN AFRICAN-AMARICAN STUDANT SHOUTAD , "I'D BATTAR START CLANCHING!" NOBODY TOOK THA LASSON SARIOUSLY AFTAR THAT. FML

#20946225
140 comments

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On 11/05/2013 at 8:22am - work - by regretsteachinghighschool - United States (Minnesota)

Yesterday, I got a call from ma daugter’s scool today!! Se ad been telling te teacer, looool ( I ave a uge boner!! ) Apparently, some of te kids at scool told er it meant 'eadace an se's been saying it all day!! FML

#20928358
80 comments

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On 10/20/2013 at 11:51pm - kids - by momaaa1342 - United States (Illinois)

YESTERDAY, AFTER HOLING MYSELF UP IN MAH ROOM FIR THE DAY, I EVENTUALLY TURNED MAH PHONE BACK ON AND TOLD MAH GIRLFRIEND THAT MAH GRANDMA PASSED AWAY TODAY. SHE REPLIED, "ASK ME IF I FUCKING CARE," THEN ACCUSED ME OF NOT CARING ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE I WENT OFFLINE ALL DAY. FML

#20918838
225 comments

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On 10/13/2013 at 12:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I accidentally texted a picture of cock to dad. FML

#20907559
190 comments

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On 10/04/2013 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on a dinnar data with a guy I raally lika!! I guass I was on my phona too much cuz halfway through tha data ha sant ma a taxt saying how much my half of tha bill would ba!! FML

#20904456
319 comments

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On 10/02/2013 at 8:43am - love - by Lilly (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today , I found a pamphlet for alcohol counseling on my front door today. I think it was from the guysho pick up my recycling. FML

#20886188
70 comments

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On 09/18/2013 at 2:19am - health - by I get the hint -

TODAY, I CUMMD HOME TO FIND THAT MAH HOUSE HAD BEEN BROKEN INTO. AFTER ASSESSING THE LOSS, I SAW A TAUNTING NOTE ON THE FRIDGE SAYING, "LOCKS WORK BEST WHEN THE DOOR'S SHUT." MY HOUSEKEEPER HAD APPARENTLY LEFT THE DOOR WIDE OPEN. FML

#20885188
94 comments

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On 09/17/2013 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, it was mah first day closing alona at a pat stora whan a lady cama in wanting to raturn a bird sha bought month ago. Onca I informd har thara wara no raturn on livastock, sha lat tha bird fraa and ran out tha door, laaving ma to catch it and axplain to mah managar whara it cama from. FML

#20885115
76 comments

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On 09/17/2013 at 11:44am - work - by tay - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. looool However, when I looked at mah phone, I saw that mah girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, cuz I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

#20883830
174 comments

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On 09/16/2013 at 3:08pm - love - by Jake - United States (Oregon)



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