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About DeservedIt : I hate people who are dumber than me. That's more than 99% of the planet. I especially hate people who believe in religion. Respectable people don't trade common sense for the comforting lies of faith.
I also really hate idiots who think they're smart.

I did many things in life. I do plenty of jobs and change them all the time. One day I'm a lawyer, the next I'm a surgeon. That's how good I am.

I'm just here to bash idiots who bring mess on themselves and are dumb enough to complain here for all to see. Actually I think they enjoy being bashed. That's how I relax after a long day of slowly conquering the universe.

And I find this website is hypocritical for using the F word in it's name but actually censoring it. If you think it's offensive, don't use it. Do they think we don't read the full F word in our heads when we read the FMyife? Seriously.

PS: I hate people who check my profile. You have nothing better to do? Get lost you creep!

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