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DesB's favorite FMLs
Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML
by not-so-young-shortie / 02/18/2009 at 5:57pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML
by max / 02/07/2009 at 6:33pm / United States (New York) / Love
by dlova / 01/27/2009 at 1:33am / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
- Today, I was on the bus when I felt a big yawn coming on, one so big that my mouth stretched and my… Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was finally time for both of us to have sex with each other.… Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to…