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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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DesB's favorite FMLs

Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (77899) - you deserved it (4844)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by not-so-young-shortie (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (37915) - you deserved it (2724)

On 02/07/2009 at 6:33pm - misc - by max (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9264) - you deserved it (22422)

On 01/27/2009 at 1:33am - love - by dlova - United States (Oklahoma)

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