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DesB's favorite FMLs
by creepedout / 07/31/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Intimacy
by James / 07/31/2011 at 12:20am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by cutiekenz21 / 07/30/2011 at 8:45pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by Backinzi / 07/30/2011 at 7:58pm / United States (Iowa) / Animals
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
by Ceej / 07/30/2011 at 5:06pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, it started pouring while I was in the middle of a pizza delivery. I had to stand out in the rain for ten minutes while an old redneck dude wearing nothing but camo boxers fumbled around for the exact change to pay the bill. I think seeing his junk was supposed to count as my tip. FML
by womboman / 07/30/2011 at 4:02pm / United States / Intimacy
by Mitcha857 / 07/30/2011 at 12:01pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
by Taylor / 07/30/2011 at 1:14am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by loser4life / 07/30/2011 at 12:38am / United States (Colorado) / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/30/2011 at 12:35am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 07/29/2011 at 10:10pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids
by Username / 07/29/2011 at 7:36pm / United States / Kids
by ivannooze / 07/29/2011 at 5:40pm / United States / Health
by xxxkkxxx / 07/29/2011 at 11:37am / Hong Kong / Holidays
by crazygirl12 / 07/29/2011 at 11:18am / United States (Missouri) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…
- Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, I came back from the hospital after back surgery which required putting screws in my spine.…