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DesB's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 08/05/2011 at 12:18am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Thebestman123 / 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by dukebluedevils13 / 08/04/2011 at 9:47pm / United States (Colorado) / Animals
Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML
by jshi8 / 08/04/2011 at 10:35am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML
by Anon / 08/04/2011 at 4:30am / United States (Nevada) / Love
by whatnot / 08/04/2011 at 12:04am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by CrappyLuck / 08/03/2011 at 10:43pm / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
by roze198765 / 08/03/2011 at 9:19pm / United States / Animals
by localbarista / 08/03/2011 at 7:46pm / United States (Washington) / Work
by Alohaporno / 08/03/2011 at 2:31pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
by Anonymous / 08/03/2011 at 1:03pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by doomeddaddy / 08/03/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by Teen With No Money / 08/03/2011 at 11:49am / United States (California) / Money
by Username / 08/03/2011 at 10:33am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was texting my boyfriend. He continued to tell me how he had to piss. We carried on this conversation for about 10 minutes, then I realized that was the most interesting conversation I have had with him in weeks. FML
by Cow_girl_cutie / 08/03/2011 at 3:47am / United States (California) / Love
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, our air conditioner went out. Trying to stay cool, I used an ice pack from when I sprained… Today, I'm sick. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't leaving for college in three days, and… Today, I just found out that my little brother likes to peak through the crack of the bathroom door…