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DesB's favorite FMLs
by 800z / 08/16/2011 at 2:44am / United Kingdom (Essex) / Love
by Anon / 08/16/2011 at 2:27am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Gross... / 08/16/2011 at 2:22am / United States (Arizona) / Kids
by Jillian Drute / 08/16/2011 at 12:54am / United States (Oklahoma) / Health
Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby is due soon. As she arrived, I smiled wide and opened my arms for a hug, but she walked right by me. Apparently, being pregnant makes me unrecognizable. My husband and I had to tell it her was me, her own daughter. FML
by Motherly Love / 08/14/2011 at 6:34am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by elvisfreak5446 / 08/10/2011 at 12:12pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by thatfatkid / 08/10/2011 at 1:48am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw my brother's pregnant girlfriend smoking. Disgusted, I asked him why he didn't just stab her in the uterus and get it over with. He laughed like it was a joke, then cussed because he spilled his cereal. He's more concerned about spilled cereal than having a brain-damaged child. FML
by auntoftheyear / 08/10/2011 at 12:46am / United States (Louisiana) / Health
by anonymous / 08/10/2011 at 12:31am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, a downstairs neighbor of mine claimed money from me because apparently my dog took a dump on the fire escape, and the poop fell through the grates and on her groceries. I don't have a dog, but I paid the money anyway, because I was too ashamed to tell her it was my husband. FML
by Zoe Avila / 08/09/2011 at 6:55pm / United States / Animals
by iliketoastalot / 08/09/2011 at 1:38pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by pizzaface / 08/09/2011 at 1:35pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by MrOh / 08/09/2011 at 1:29pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I was walking to get ice-cream with my boyfriend. When we were ordering our cone, the girl who was scooping it said to my boyfriend, "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with my sister-in-law the other night." FML
by the2girls / 08/09/2011 at 12:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Wife / 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm / United States / Intimacy
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got… 3Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for…