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Derzimma
  • Town/Country : Moers, Germany
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 May 1987 (26 years)
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About Derzimma : Dies, das, jenes.

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Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML

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