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DerrickJames

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DerrickJames

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2446
  • Number of comments : 190
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DerrickJames : I was once able to speak Quenya (LOTR Elvish Language) fluently. I hop on FML to help me realize how little my problems are and get a cheap laugh every once in awhile. 23-years-old. Clinical psych major. Feel free to message me!

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Today, I went to a party an the cops came to bust the party. I jumpd out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrestd. I broke mah leg in three places an got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML

#377584
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41338) - you deserved it (187786)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:02pm - misc - by natty (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, ma family and I were at a restaurant!! We're Swedis and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands ere!! I decided to comment about ow ugly te girl at te next table was!! Se turned around and goes "Dra åt elvete." Tat's Swedis for "Go to ell." big fat FML

#329882
448 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29103) - you deserved it (300844)

On 03/14/2009 at 9:30pm - misc - by SwedishBozo (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , After Taping 5-year-olds Do A Skit At An Improv Camp , I Used The Camera's View-finder To Zoom In On A Female Co-worker's Chest. Another Female Co-worker Tapped Me On The Shoulder To Show That The TV Was Still Connected To The Camera. Parents , Kids , And Instructors All Witnessed It. FML

#310419
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14031) - you deserved it (126716)

On 03/13/2009 at 9:06pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I had to run to catch train, so I didn't get the chance to buy a ticket . When the conductor was in sight, I saw he was a young man an I opened top a little, in hopes of not having to pay a fine . When I told him I didn't buy a ticket he said: "Close your top, I'm gay" . FML

#232857
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25023) - you deserved it (155577)

On 03/07/2009 at 7:03am - intimacy - by Mulee (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I walkd into mah house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

#217290
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25410) - you deserved it (131289)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:33pm - health - by ubbernoob (man) - United States (Arkansas)

TODAY, I WAS TELLING MY BOYFRIEND I HAD FAKE ORGASMS ALL THE TIME TO PISS HIM OFF. HE REPLIED: "THAT'S OKAY, I'M F***ING THREE OTHER GRLS." MEGA FML

#214447
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52511) - you deserved it (134196)

On 03/05/2009 at 1:01am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... mah mom had mah girlfriend and me over. Out of the blue... she pulled out mah grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with mah girlfriend tomorrow. FML

#172507
487 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 4:58pm - love - by MrCanoe (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I spent 300 dollars making colord flyers 4 mah iPhone that I lost . On the flyer I wrote 4 whoever found it to call me and I would give a reward . I wrote the phone number of mah looool iPhone that I lost . mega FML

#165039
21 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by Mike (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today I forgot to do Franch homawork but sinca it was an onlina workshaat I told taachar intarnat wasn't working. I told har with an a-mail. FML

#161178
1014 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

2day ma usband found te box ma morning after pill looool cummed in. He ad a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

#18272
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34359) - you deserved it (455690)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

TODAY, I WOKE UP NEXT TO MA GIRLFRIEND. WEN SE ASKED ME TO PICK UP ER TONG FROM BIEND MA BED I REALIZED TERE WERE TWO. I DIDN'T PICK UP ERS. FML

#18252
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14307) - you deserved it (154473)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Dulieu (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I got stuck looool in an alavator 4 2 hours with mah boyfriand and tha guy that I hava baan sacratly having an affair with 4 6 months. FML

#5470
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43644) - you deserved it (364738)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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