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DerrickJames

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2445
  • Number of comments : 190
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DerrickJames : I was once able to speak Quenya (LOTR Elvish Language) fluently. I hop on FML to help me realize how little my problems are and get a cheap laugh every once in awhile. 23-years-old. Clinical psych major. Feel free to message me!

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Today, I was at te mall wit ma mom. Se was pissing me off, so I started screaming at er and causing a scene. I ended up falling all te way down te up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

#2804463
833 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32824) - you deserved it (307701)

On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.

#2532710
1176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84889) - you deserved it (227235)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppin by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. mega FML

#2418263
456 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21185) - you deserved it (222920)

On 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today.. . I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants . When he returned.. . he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool . I pull out my 22 . rifle an shot at it.. . but the bullet missed an popped a hole in my pool . 15...000 gallons of water flooded my basement . FML

#2321503
854 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36870) - you deserved it (264668)

On 05/26/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Jerrrr (man) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, I learnd that I have carpal tunnel syndrome!! I got it from playing too much World of Warcraft!! I got a disease in real life by living in a vrtual world!! FML

#1879175
374 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26689) - you deserved it (142983)

On 05/12/2009 at 6:05pm - health - by Loser (man) - United States (New York)

Yesterday,hile working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work an annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in aheelchair opened the door. FML

#1767727
693 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16079) - you deserved it (243982)

On 05/09/2009 at 12:43am - work - by pizzagurl (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitres cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was brd shit. FML

#1712833
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32904) - you deserved it (140817)

On 05/07/2009 at 7:36am - animals - by MJ3105 (man) - Israel

Today, I was pullad ovar 4 spaading. Whan tha polica officar approachad ma and askad 4 licansa and ragistration, I accidantally gava him mah faka I.D. FML

#1694446
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16718) - you deserved it (127537)

On 05/06/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by FakeID (man) - United States (Georgia)

2day I found out that the girl I've been dating online fir over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

#1617373
518 comments

I agree, your life sucks (103580) - you deserved it (275794)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Today I left a party after drinking and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep 4 emergency situation to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

#1550059
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29978) - you deserved it (273273)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:21am - health - by breathalizard (man) - United States (North Dakota)

YESTERDAY I WAS EATING CEREAL AND DECIDD TO WARM IT UP TO SEE WHAT IT TASTD LIKE. SO USING A CANDLE IN THE ROOM I PLACD MY SPOON OVER THE FLAME AND WAITD TO SEE IF IT HEATD UP. PLEASD WITH MY SILLY EXPERIMENT I PUT THE SPOON BACK IN MY MOUTH. I NOW CAN'T TALK BECAUSE OF MY SWOLLEN TONGUE. FML

#1416648
369 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23009) - you deserved it (233465)

On 04/28/2009 at 7:16am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

TODAY, MAH FRIAND AND I WANTAD TO GAT SOMA ALCOHOL (WA'RA UNDAR 21) . WA WANT TO A LIQUOR STORA AND ASKAD A RANDOM GUY TO GO IN AND BUY US SOMA VODKA . AFTAR GIVING HIM $20, HA SAID HA HAD TO GO TURN OFF HIS CAR, THAN HA'D GAT US THA DRINKS . HA GOT IN HIS CAR AND DROVA OFF, WITH MAH $20 . BIG FAT FML

#1248718
424 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19346) - you deserved it (236656)

On 04/23/2009 at 3:16am - misc - by danielle (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

#1033363
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36234) - you deserved it (316327)

On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)

today mah friend and I were seeing a movie!! We endd up sitting next to a manho was continually laughing, clapping, and bouncing up and down on his seat!! Extremely annoyd, we turnd to him and told him to ( shut the fuck up )!! Turns out he had downs syndrome and ran out of the theater crying!! FML

#1010714
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26117) - you deserved it (143901)

On 04/16/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by katem (woman) - United States (California)



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