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Dennisse_47

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8384
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Dennisse_47 : 22|Puerto Rican|Bookworm|TV & movie junkie|Antisocial Netflix addict|Disney lover|Anime fanatic|Professional ice cream taster|Broke college student|Here for the laughs

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Visits<b>JadeOmega</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 7:06pm<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 4:31am<b>UPTDraco</b> - the 04/01/2016 at 4:29pm<b>Mons</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 9:57am<b>ToxicLover29</b> - the 03/01/2016 at 4:28pm<b>silentnick</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 9:50pm<b>lexred</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 1:50am<b>dBLIZZARD</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 11:02pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 02/18/2016 at 7:21am<b>beccarey9</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 10:41pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 2:15pm<b>sheeshadevil</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 8:33pm<b>justinbush</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 6:01pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 2:12pm<b>Sleep_lover654</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 10:45pm<b>brunanolasco</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 9:27pm<b>duduv2</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 3:19am<b>pawesome21</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 8:13pm

Fucked!<b>JadeOmega</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 1:06am<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 10:32am<b>Wane8822</b> - the 02/18/2016 at 1:21pm<b>schreibergx93</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 1:33pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 7:29am<b>justinbush</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 9:54pm<b>Michelle1121</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 1:28pm<b>tittyboomboom</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 11:47am<b>dakotadavisbruh</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 6:53am<b>thebighurt</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 6:02am<b>delfino1604</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 3:51am<b>ircs56</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 2:02am<b>apineapple</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 12:48am<b>lesnotbehonest</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 9:21pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 8:21pm<b>kokopuffs3</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 7:41pm<b>Vitani_Verci</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 6:30pm<b>Alexxandre</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 5:09pm

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Dennisse_47's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML

by black and yellow / 01/21/2013 at 1:32am / United States (California) / Love

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML

by Holy Testacles / 10/17/2012 at 12:45am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML

by Holy Testacles / 10/17/2012 at 12:45am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried role playing with my boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie, I announced, "I'm Natalia, a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian and your cock." He laughed so hard he practically pissed himself. The night ended in me doing his laundry. Alone. FML

by Anonymous / 10/16/2012 at 8:36am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, I tried role playing with my boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie, I announced, "I'm Natalia, a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian and your cock." He laughed so hard he practically pissed himself. The night ended in me doing his laundry. Alone. FML

by Anonymous / 10/16/2012 at 8:36am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

by Anonymous / 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom decided the time was right to give me the sex talk. Towards the end, I had to excuse myself to the bathroom. As I came back, I overheard my dad telling my mom that I'm so unpopular, the only time I'll get laid is when I'm being put in a coffin. FML

by linn / 09/27/2012 at 4:14pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML

by minibuch1505 / 09/21/2012 at 7:31am / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

by Anonymous / 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning the pool. waiting for her to come out and be sexy, but she never did. I'd cleaned the entire pool before going into the house to ask why she never came out. She said she tricked me into cleaning the pool. FML

by CantPublish / 04/12/2012 at 1:54pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice my blowjob skills, since my boyfriend is always complaining that I'm bad at giving head. Let's just say my lungs now have their daily dose of potassium. FML

by potassiumgirl / 04/11/2012 at 3:53pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I realized that due to my obsession with House MD, I seem to have subconsciously developed a limp in my right leg. FML

by spougeineye1 / 04/03/2012 at 12:37pm / United States (Washington) / Health

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

by xX_nsn_Xx / 02/03/2012 at 9:47am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

by Come on / 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML

by Shelly P. / 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm / United States (Colorado) / Love