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  • Birth Date : Monday 15 January 1990 (24 years)
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Today, for our 25th anniversary, my husband and I had dinner on a cruise ship, a dinner we had been planning for months. Upon boarding, I realized the expensive dress that I had bought just for the occasion had exactly the same print as the chair covers and the carpet. The cruise lasted 8 hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37617) - you deserved it (5258)

On 04/02/2014 at 4:13am - misc - by Why (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

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