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DemonChicken
  • Town/Country : San Antonio, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 September 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1199
  • Number of comments : 150
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About DemonChicken : My name is Lucas,send me a message,get to know me. I love sports,videogames,and just talkin to friends. Add me on xbox live,my gt is DemonChicken47.

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Today, I was at the grocery store and this hot guy was staring at my ass, so I smiled at him. My mother noticed he was checking my ass out, and she approached him and said "I know she has a big ass, but it's rude to stare, son." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33627) - you deserved it (3740)

On 08/09/2010 at 3:07am - intimacy - by hard - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16234) - you deserved it (1712)

On 03/09/2010 at 9:07pm - misc - by Al (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex, he took the condom off and hit me in the face with it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21562) - you deserved it (4563)

On 03/07/2010 at 9:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)



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