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Demetra

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 May 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 25604
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Demetra : I am weird; I hope you are too.

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Demetra's favorite FMLs

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

#6923345
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30824) - you deserved it (12927)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML

#6789121
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36982) - you deserved it (5787)

On 12/17/2009 at 2:57am - work - by Brittanyy_leigh (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

#3229865
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72805) - you deserved it (42598)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML

#2209832
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52630) - you deserved it (22507)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by Tootsy_Roll_Pop (man) - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had asked my mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water because fish had nipped at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I ended up getting stung in the balls by a Jelly fish. FML

#566984
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71020) - you deserved it (10729)

On 03/23/2009 at 10:48pm - misc - by The_HML - United States (Maryland)

Today, my friends and I were drinking boba. On the side of the cup it said "Please drink carefully to avoid choking on the Boba". I started to laugh at the ridiculousness of the label, and choked on the boba in a coughing fit. FML

#296354
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14813) - you deserved it (66811)

On 03/13/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub, when she started to breathe heavily. So I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck, she then turns around and says "Tell my room mate I'm having an asthma attack." FML

#259383
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35863) - you deserved it (59360)

On 03/10/2009 at 5:56am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (276952) - you deserved it (65338)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

#126669
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (132478) - you deserved it (23929)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was playing musical chairs at a family reunion. It's a well known fact that I'm competitive and tend to hip check people to get that last chair. It came down to me and The Nana. I won. The Nana has a broken hip. FML

#46151
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8852) - you deserved it (70412)

On 02/15/2009 at 10:29am - misc - by nana. (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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