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Delta2Almanac
  • Town/Country : Greeley, United States
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 May 1992 (21 years)
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Today, my daughter asked why there was an X marked on a telephone pole. I told her they were going to remove it. She started crying and saying, "They can't kill the tree!" She is 16. FML

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