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Defazio
  • Town/Country : Montreal, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 October 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 125
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Defazio : Im a mother fucking g

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Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. He confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16276) - you deserved it (3348)

On 10/03/2009 at 9:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52309) - you deserved it (26549)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)



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