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Deathhound

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 February 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2564
  • Number of comments : 182
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Deathhound : I'm just a young woman trying to entertain myself with funny things and other interesting hobbies I have.

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Deathhound's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss stopped mid-walk during a conversation about the humidity in our office, after I told him I didn't like the air conditioner on, because I'd rather not be cold and wet, and that I liked it warm and sticky. I knew then he was no longer thinking about the AC. FML

#17498648
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13603) - you deserved it (35774)

On 08/17/2011 at 9:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby is due soon. As she arrived, I smiled wide and opened my arms for a hug, but she walked right by me. Apparently, being pregnant makes me unrecognizable. My husband and I had to tell it her was me, her own daughter. FML

#17468026
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32309) - you deserved it (2893)

On 08/14/2011 at 6:34am - misc - by Motherly Love - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby is due soon. As she arrived, I smiled wide and opened my arms for a hug, but she walked right by me. Apparently, being pregnant makes me unrecognizable. My husband and I had to tell it her was me, her own daughter. FML

#17468026
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32309) - you deserved it (2893)

On 08/14/2011 at 6:34am - misc - by Motherly Love - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was working on my new house and I was taking out a large cactus. While picking up the pieces to throw away, I noticed a spider on my forearm. Without thinking, I swiped at the spider with a piece of the cactus. I missed the spider, not my forearm. FML

#17467525
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13802) - you deserved it (25592)

On 08/14/2011 at 4:17am - animals - by romea244 - United States (Puerto Rico)

Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought it was his. I get home and my mom tells me that she'd sold it to the same guy for $10 because she thought the cat was ruining my love life. FML

#17467108
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38778) - you deserved it (6197)

On 08/14/2011 at 3:16am - money - by Username - United States

Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

#17315983
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43482) - you deserved it (14194)

On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61680) - you deserved it (13003)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

#13624123
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59261) - you deserved it (4635)

On 10/28/2010 at 5:26am - love - by monogamous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

#7773873
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (117526) - you deserved it (13617)

On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML

#5050946
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17065) - you deserved it (48015)

On 09/04/2009 at 11:07pm - misc - by flexibleflatulance (woman) - United States (New York)



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