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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2862
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Death_Hoe_Inn : I'm a fairly young lad, I'm 14. I like to think I'm mature but I can be a little immature at times. I enjoy going on FML. The comments are usually pretty funny but some people are just outright dumb. No offense, but it's true. My favorite commenter, by far, is DocBastard. He will always be my favorite.

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Today, I came home on leave from a 7 month deployment to Iraq. I wanted to see my girlfriend today, but she needed to spend time with her sick grandmother. As it turns out, her sick grandmother and my cousin are the same person. FML


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On 08/12/2009 at 2:01am - love - by FUSMC (man) - United States (California)

Today, I sent a forward to everyone in my phonebook saying, "HOUSE PARTY-NO PARENTS, LOTS OF ALCOHOL, MAYBE A CHANCE TO HOOK UP." I then got a reply from my mom saying, "I'm probably the only one that would show up." Even my mom thinks I'm a loser, and I'm now grounded for 3 weeks. FML


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On 07/26/2009 at 11:25am - misc - by racchhh (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to clean my walls with those Mr Clean Magic Sponges because we were having visitors. I got bored and started drawing penises with it because they would leave wet marks. There is nothing magic about how slow they dry when your visitors come an hour early. They saw all ten of them. FML


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On 07/13/2009 at 6:18pm - misc - by iJehx (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML


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On 06/29/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Asterisk1009 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, we spread my uncle's ashes at my grandparent's house. We were on a hill overlooking a sunset. It was a beautiful ceremony... until the winds changed direction. Our whole family wound up covered in my Uncle. He's still stuck in my hair. FML


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On 06/21/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by Lee (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML


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On 05/13/2009 at 11:35am - love - by your_mother - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML


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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was driving down the road when I got to a red light. I looked over and saw a hot chick in a convertible so I spoke to my window thinking she couldn't hear me "Hey girl, I may have a tiny dick but I make up for it in speed and stamina." She looked over. I forgot about the sunroof. FML


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On 03/08/2009 at 12:36am - intimacy - by Smash_Mouth - United States (Florida)

Today, my best friend told me she wanted to rape my throat. I did not know that was possible. FML


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On 02/08/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by N (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML


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On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

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