About Death_Hoe_Inn : I'm a fairly young lad, I'm 14. I like to think I'm mature but I can be a little immature at times. I enjoy going on FML. The comments are usually pretty funny but some people are just outright dumb. No offense, but it's true. My favorite commenter, by far, is DocBastard. He will always be my favorite.
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Death_Hoe_Inn's favorite FMLs
by alyssabree42 / 08/04/2012 at 2:56am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking home from work, when a clearly homeless guy who smelled like Jimmy Hoffa's colon grabbed me, pinned me to a wall, and demanded that I hand over my "booty". I don't know whether or not I was mugged by Jack Sparrow, but either way, he's now over £100 richer. FML
by Anonymous / 07/27/2012 at 3:26pm / United Kingdom (Midlothian) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
by Anonymous / 07/17/2012 at 12:20pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/15/2012 at 12:09am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I'm still freshly circumcised. My penis is still very sensitive, and I can't squat to grab stuff off the floor because of the pressure against my jeans. Kicking the objects up into my hands was working well, that is until I spilled a pack of 300 toothpicks all over the floor. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2012 at 7:14pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by Marjorie / 07/13/2012 at 1:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
by HellisLikeTheDMV / 07/13/2012 at 11:19am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by rkbkate / 07/11/2012 at 1:04am / United States (Alabama) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/05/2012 at 3:10pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, while taking the trash out, the old cranky elevator in my apartment complex finally gave up on life. For a long hour I was stuck between floors 4 and 5, practically embracing my bio-waste can. FML
by Kazenoe / 07/05/2012 at 7:52am / Finland (Western Finland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/04/2012 at 9:48am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by LonelyShowers / 07/04/2012 at 1:36am / United States (California) / Love
by bob / 07/03/2012 at 1:33pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML
by Anonymous / 06/25/2012 at 6:08pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Intimacy
- Today, like every other day, I woke up and made myself a cup of coffee using my French press. After… Today, I was playing video games in the dark and drinking soda during the slow periods. When I took… Today, my boyfriend once again accused me of cooking food with too much fat, making him gain 35 lbs…