About Death_Hoe_Inn : I'm a fairly young lad, I'm 14. I like to think I'm mature but I can be a little immature at times. I enjoy going on FML. The comments are usually pretty funny but some people are just outright dumb. No offense, but it's true. My favorite commenter, by far, is DocBastard. He will always be my favorite.
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Death_Hoe_Inn's favorite FMLs
Today, I bought an eye mask to help me sleep during the day, as I work night shifts. Upon waking up after my first time using it, I forgot I was wearing it and thought I had gone blind, causing me to fall out of the bed and split my head open on my bedside table. FML
by idiot / 01/04/2013 at 5:13am / Sweden / Health
by melas303 / 12/29/2012 at 7:22pm / United States / Love
by Jeanna S. / 11/23/2012 at 10:10am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/20/2012 at 12:23pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by anon / 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML
by Targeted / 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was playing with my cat. I tried to put him on my stomach, but he refused to stay put. Ever since I lost weight, he won't lay with me or purr. I think my fat was the only thing he liked about me. FML
by creedonfied / 11/06/2012 at 3:27pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
Today, my girlfriend tried to wake me with a handjob. Because I'm a very light sleeper, I woke straight away and instinctively punched whoever was touching my dick. She forgave me, but I don't think her father ever will once he finds out. FML
by nahalDZ / 10/20/2012 at 1:29pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Love
by iNearlyHurled / 09/28/2012 at 4:24am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I'm hiding from my creepy next-door neighbor. She constantly trash-talks my partner of two years, she's mentally unstable, looks to me for support, has a raging crush on me, and she drunkenly tried to make out with me last weekend. I'm two months older than her daughter. FML
by Creeped / 09/27/2012 at 4:19am / United States / Miscellaneous
by snowbell18 / 09/25/2012 at 3:08am / United States / Work
Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant, fifteen-year-old, brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out for being rude by using words from a "foreign language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML
by mikeissad / 08/11/2012 at 3:37pm / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, I discovered that when a cyclist tears down the street, slaps you across the face as he passes, looks back laughing and flips you off, then crashes into a lamppost, he'll still blame you and threaten to sue, even after you rush over to check his injuries. FML
by dumbasdogshit / 08/10/2012 at 8:45pm / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by blakeintheoffice / 08/08/2012 at 9:53am / United States / Work
Today, I was rotated to the graveyard shift at my job. My only co-worker is a twenty-something Paris Hilton wannabe who won't shut up about her belief that she's the reincarnation of Whitney Houston. FML
by bellsucker / 08/04/2012 at 6:15pm / Australia (Victoria) / Work
- Today, I took my a-level psychology exam. My teacher said, 'I'm not going to teach you about brain… Today, it was my first day at my new job. At the interview before, the interviewer mixed up my age… Today, I went to pick up my girlfriend from the airport after not seeing her for six month, even on…
- Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s…