About DeathBunny218 : :
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste,
I've been around for a long long year; stolen many a man's soul and faith.
I was around when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain,
Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate.
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game.
About DeathBunny218 : :
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DeathBunny218's favorite FMLs
by woofwoof / 12/29/2014 at 11:17pm / Turkey (Izmir) / Animals
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm / United States (California) / Health
by unlucky / 12/11/2014 at 8:26am / Hong Kong / Work
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 2 years after eating in a 5-star restaurant. She said that she wasn't ready and that she would walk home by herself, which she did. A homeless gentleman walked up from behind me, patted me on the back and said, "Bitches man." I cried. FML
by Brasilian29 / 12/11/2014 at 7:01am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/10/2014 at 3:13am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by virgacs / 12/01/2014 at 8:58am / Hungary (Budapest) / Love
Today, I woke up with a vicious hangover. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to dozens of cans strewn all over the floor. I don't remember buying half the store's supply of pork and beans. FML
by college student / 11/23/2014 at 1:22pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I started to get horny while watching TV with my husband. I tried turning him on by telling him I wanted his cock. He cheerfully replied without looking away from the TV, "If only I gave a fuck, babe, if only I gave a fuck!" FML
by 404: fuck not given / 11/23/2014 at 11:34am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/19/2014 at 12:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by jigglypluff / 11/19/2014 at 12:27am / United States (Nebraska) / Intimacy
by jay-frey96 / 11/02/2014 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by not drunk / 10/28/2014 at 2:04pm / Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul) / Health
by pyrogypsy / 10/23/2014 at 9:05pm / United States (Washington) / Transportation
by max / 10/23/2014 at 7:30pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I lost my laptop, but I have my old childhood computer to use. It's password-protected, and the hint to the password is "meaner than Hera." I haven't been into Greek mythology since I was a kid, and if anything, this computer has just shown me how dumb I've gotten over the years. FML
by HeckIfIKnow / 10/21/2014 at 11:36pm / United States (California) / Geek
- Today, I was driving in a straight line on a completely deserted road in the open bush. I sneezed… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,…