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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 13319
  • Number of comments : 171
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DeathBunny218 : :
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste,
I've been around for a long long year; stolen many a man's soul and faith.
I was around when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain,
Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate.
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game.

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DeathBunny218's favorite FMLs

Today, while watching my guinea pigs have sex, I got jealous. Yeah. It's been that long. FML

#12751809
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34034) - you deserved it (12168)

On 08/26/2010 at 4:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my loving boyfriend told me that he wanted to go to the cinema with the girl he loves. The other girl he loves, but don't worry it's "not" a date. FML

#12687396
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28740) - you deserved it (2891)

On 08/22/2010 at 7:19pm - love - by Squishy (woman) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, all the while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

#12624086
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37589) - you deserved it (3211)

On 08/19/2010 at 11:48am - misc - by feartheend511 - United States (Maryland)

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she is embarrassed of my real brother. FML

#12524990
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39868) - you deserved it (2809)

On 08/14/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by incestastic - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was woken up because the police were pounding on my door, and saying I am under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs then plant them on my front lawn. FML

#12120834
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40292) - you deserved it (4647)

On 07/26/2010 at 8:26am - misc - by Busted (man) - South Africa

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

#12099804
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13625) - you deserved it (117463)

On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was studying late and kept hearing weird screeching sounds from outside. I couldn't figure out what it was and started getting really freaked out. It wasn't until later that I realized it was just my nose whistling. FML

#11558883
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10129) - you deserved it (30780)

On 06/30/2010 at 4:04am - misc - by rockefoe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I unpacked in my new, non-air conditioned apartment wearing nothing but underwear, a tank top and an apron to stay cool. Later, I realized I'd crossed through the complex to my car and the dumpster many times, and arranged my deck overlooking the parking lot, without ever donning shorts. FML

#11521879
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8562) - you deserved it (37333)

On 06/28/2010 at 4:35pm - misc - by WelcomeWagon - United States

Today, I won an academic award during an assembly. Everyone laughed, followed by booing. FML

#11424591
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41268) - you deserved it (4720)

On 06/24/2010 at 10:29am - misc - by Colbasaur - United States

Today, a 75 year old lady drove into me. Her excuse was, "I wasn't looking." Awesome. FML

#11412835
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35893) - you deserved it (2982)

On 06/23/2010 at 9:51pm - misc - by hurricane0331 - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that you should never, ever, under any circumstance, take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night. FML

#11281809
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11062) - you deserved it (51417)

On 06/18/2010 at 1:42am - health - by emilygreeny - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

#10975690
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67575) - you deserved it (8272)

On 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by weirdesout - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying "milk the penis... miiiiilk the penis." FML

#10667407
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46844) - you deserved it (13785)

On 05/21/2010 at 11:46am - intimacy - by mperrotta913 (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML

#8938594
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28866) - you deserved it (2544)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:31am - misc - by CreepedOut (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was telling a new friend of mine about my boyfriend. I told her his name and where he is from. She interrupted me and says "Yeah drives a big white truck, rides dirt bikes?! I dated him two years ago!" This guy and I have dated for four years. FML

#8807543
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30281) - you deserved it (2274)

On 03/03/2010 at 8:26pm - love - by WhiteLiar (woman) - United States (Arkansas)



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