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DeathBunny218

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5463
  • Number of comments : 164
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DeathBunny218 : :
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste,
I've been around for a long long year; stolen many a man's soul and faith.
I was around when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain,
Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate.
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game.

Sidenote: Zealous Creative's "The Maker" is one of the greatest videos that I've ever seen, check it out!

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DeathBunny218's favorite FMLs

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML

#1922791
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45020) - you deserved it (5917)

On 05/14/2009 at 2:48am - love - by KarolBee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to Target. I was on my way to the bathroom when I find a huge mirror. No one was around so I started to see how my butt looked in my jeans, checked up my nose and fixed my bra. An older woman then walks out of a door next to the mirror and explains that it's a two-way mirror. FML

#1741701
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18142) - you deserved it (42408)

On 05/08/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by cammy123 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, was my first meeting with business partners as I am new to the team. Instead of saying that I was looking forward to "stretching my legs" or "spreading my wings", I told them I was anxious to start "spreading my legs". FML

#1683242
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57320) - you deserved it (19955)

On 05/06/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was pissed off. I kicked a soccer ball into my wall, and it bounced back, hit my head and knocked me into the wall behind me. My head hurts like hell. Even inanimate objects hate me. FML

#1448827
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16526) - you deserved it (58018)

On 04/29/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Cammy (man) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML

#1416648
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21442) - you deserved it (226266)

On 04/28/2009 at 7:16am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

#1413224
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54387) - you deserved it (4952)

On 04/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

#1413224
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54387) - you deserved it (4952)

On 04/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

#1413224
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54387) - you deserved it (4952)

On 04/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

#1413224
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54387) - you deserved it (4952)

On 04/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

#1413224
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54387) - you deserved it (4952)

On 04/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

#1413224
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54387) - you deserved it (4952)

On 04/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

#1413224
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54387) - you deserved it (4952)

On 04/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

#1413224
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54387) - you deserved it (4952)

On 04/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

#1413224
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54387) - you deserved it (4952)

On 04/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

#1413224
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54387) - you deserved it (4952)

On 04/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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