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DeathBunny218

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DeathBunny218

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 September 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4817
  • Number of comments : 164
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DeathBunny218 : :
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste,
I've been around for a long long year; stolen many a man's soul and faith.
I was around when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain,
Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate.
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game.

Sidenote: Zealous Creative's "The Maker" is one of the greatest videos that I've ever seen, check it out!

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Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML

#1416648
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21370) - you deserved it (225087)

On 04/28/2009 at 7:16am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

#1413224
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54294) - you deserved it (4947)

On 04/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

#1413224
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54294) - you deserved it (4947)

On 04/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

#1413224
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54294) - you deserved it (4947)

On 04/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

#1413224
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54294) - you deserved it (4947)

On 04/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

#1413224
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54294) - you deserved it (4947)

On 04/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

#1413224
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54294) - you deserved it (4947)

On 04/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

#1413224
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54294) - you deserved it (4947)

On 04/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

#1413224
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54294) - you deserved it (4947)

On 04/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

#1413224
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54294) - you deserved it (4947)

On 04/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

#1413224
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54294) - you deserved it (4947)

On 04/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

#1413224
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54294) - you deserved it (4947)

On 04/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

#1413224
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54294) - you deserved it (4947)

On 04/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

#1413224
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54294) - you deserved it (4947)

On 04/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

#1413224
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54294) - you deserved it (4947)

On 04/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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