About DeathBunny218 : :
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste,
I've been around for a long long year; stolen many a man's soul and faith.
I was around when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain,
Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate.
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game.
About DeathBunny218 : :
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DeathBunny218's favorite FMLs
Today, I went to my girlfriend's parents' house for lunch. I ended up in the bathroom constipated and remembered reading it's easier to "go" if you are squatting. My girlfriend's dad walked in on me perched on the toilet like an owl. FML
by oh no / 06/22/2015 at 4:58pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I told my dad I was gonna to start working out again. He looked at me with honest confusion on his face and said, "You worked out before?" My mother started laughing. She was all the way upstairs. FML
by LukesSkyWalker / 06/22/2015 at 4:35pm / United States / Health
by fartypants / 06/18/2015 at 6:53pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by jaivolétonnez / 06/17/2015 at 1:54am / Transportation
by lulumars / 06/14/2015 at 1:06pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by I-love-my-tea / 06/09/2015 at 6:30pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML
by fugly / 06/05/2015 at 8:44pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, it was the first time a guy has shown any interest in me by calling me pretty. I was so shocked that instead of saying thank you, I hid behind the nearest object and promptly giggle-snorted. FML
by WolfAvenge / 05/21/2015 at 4:01am / United States (Arizona) / Love
by SOTS4335 / 05/16/2015 at 6:16pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML
by HiddlePuff / 05/14/2015 at 8:42am / Australia / Work
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
by morphea / 04/29/2015 at 6:54pm / France (Bretagne) / Animals
Today, my boss gave me the job of dealing with the guys doing the roofing at our store. His reasoning is that since we're all Hispanic, I'm perfect for the job because "You guys all know each other." FML
by -_- / 04/22/2015 at 11:06am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
Today, I came out as bisexual to my 17-year-old sister. She was quiet for a second, then told me she knows for sure I only have "girl parts". I had to explain to her the difference between being bi and being a hermaphrodite. FML
by Notthatone / 04/21/2015 at 7:00pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML
by fuck / 04/18/2015 at 10:38am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/12/2015 at 11:42am / Belgium / Health
- Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without…