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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 10617
  • Number of comments : 168
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DeathBunny218 : :
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste,
I've been around for a long long year; stolen many a man's soul and faith.
I was around when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain,
Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate.
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game.

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DeathBunny218's favorite FMLs

Today, I got to experience the horror of mah wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles coverd in mayonnaise, and later droppd to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

#21315694
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35491) - you deserved it (4289)

On 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I Thought It'd Be Fun To Kick Open One Of Those Unisex Bathrooms In My Workplace !! I'm Not Sureho Was More Surprisd, Me Or My Bossho Was In There Taking A Dump !! FML

#21315499
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13966) - you deserved it (35032)

On 12/11/2014 at 8:26am - work - by unlucky (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I proposed to mah girlfriend of 2 years after eating in a 5-star restaurant. She said that she wasn't ready and that she would walk home by herself, which she did. A homeles gentleman walked up from behind me, patted me on the back and said, ( Bitche man. ) I cried. FML

#21315476
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39296) - you deserved it (2693)

On 12/11/2014 at 7:01am - love - by Brasilian29 (man) - United States (California)

yesterday at work, I gave a piece of candy to a co-worker I ave a crus on. Se lookd at me werdly an walkd away. I ten rememberd tat my friend wrote ( penis ) on te wrapper. FML

#21314853
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28931) - you deserved it (6830)

On 12/10/2014 at 3:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... my husband shaved off his beard. Turns out he looks lyk my ex. mega FML

Today, I woke up with a vicious hangover. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to dozens of cans strewn all over the floor. I don't remember buying half the store's supply of pork an beans. FML

#21304482
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23082) - you deserved it (7680)

On 11/23/2014 at 1:22pm - misc - by college student - United States (Ohio)

today I started to get orny wile watcing TV wit ma usband. I tried turning im on by telling im I wanted is cock. He ceerfully replied witout looking away from te TV looool "If only I gave a fuck babe if only I gave a fuck!" fat FML

#21304429
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37756) - you deserved it (4288)

On 11/23/2014 at 11:34am - intimacy - by 404: fuck not given (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend said "You're a real work of art. You know, the abstract kind that no one likes. Anyway, we need to break up." FML

#21302073
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36465) - you deserved it (3097)

On 11/19/2014 at 12:40pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY MAH WIFE AND I DECIDD TO TRY OUT ROLE PLAYING. SHE ENDD UP HAVING AN ANXIETY ATTACK WHEN I SAID SHE WASN'T TURNING IN HER HOMEWORK. FML

#21301827
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35177) - you deserved it (3668)

On 11/19/2014 at 12:27am - intimacy - by jigglypluff (man) - United States (Nebraska)

today I went down on mah grlfriend for the frst time . The words ( Christ, Jeff . It's a vagina, not a burrito . CALM DOWN! ) were spoken . FML

#21290417
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38541) - you deserved it (10851)

On 11/02/2014 at 10:36am - intimacy - by jay-frey96 (man) - United States (California)

Today , I've been one year looool sober. My health has improvd a lot , unlike my social life , which has did a horrible , lonely death. FML

#21286990
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30164) - you deserved it (4061)

On 10/28/2014 at 2:04pm - health - by not drunk (woman) - Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul)

Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML

#21284017
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29211) - you deserved it (3922)

On 10/23/2014 at 9:05pm - misc - by pyrogypsy (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my wife got a new best-friend. It's my ex-wife.

#21283962
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37311) - you deserved it (3622)

On 10/23/2014 at 7:30pm - love - by max - United States (Florida)

Today I lost mah laptop but I have mah old childhood computer to use . It's password-protected and the hint to the password is "meaner than Hera." I haven't been into Greek mythology since I was a kid and if anything this computer has just shown me how dumb I've gotten over the looool years . real FML

#21282844
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30517) - you deserved it (5771)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by HeckIfIKnow (woman) - United States (California)

Today I was giving lifeguard instructions to a couple of teens . When I quizzed them about what they should do when someone is choking one of them said "Take a step back" and winked at me . mega FML

#21282836
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32327) - you deserved it (3376)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:18pm - work - by Australian Lifeguard - United States (Arizona)



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