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DeathBunny218

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DeathBunny218

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5987
  • Number of comments : 165
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DeathBunny218 : :
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste,
I've been around for a long long year; stolen many a man's soul and faith.
I was around when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain,
Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate.
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game.

Sidenote: Zealous Creative's "The Maker" is one of the greatest videos that I've ever seen, check it out!

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On 02/18/2012 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML

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On 02/17/2012 at 9:04pm - love - by Mel Ancholy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML

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On 02/17/2012 at 8:25am - misc - by BOOP - United States (Montana)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, the mafia is out to get him. FML

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On 02/14/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Just_Me_88 (woman) - United States

Today, my misanthropic malcontent of a son smashed my air freshener and turned my faulty lava lamp on in a twisted act of rebellion. The bottom of the lamp broke and got wax everywhere. My room now smells like cinnamon, with a hint of freshly embalmed corpse. FML

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On 02/13/2012 at 4:31pm - kids - by Username - India

Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML

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On 02/13/2012 at 8:37am - intimacy - by lotrgeek (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML

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102 comments

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On 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML

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102 comments

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On 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm - love - by Anon - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to call AAA for the fifth time in two months. When the driver got out, I instantly recognized him. It was the same guy who helped me out all the previous occasions. When he saw me, he snorted and doubled over laughing. FML

#19048671
88 comments

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On 02/11/2012 at 1:35pm - misc - by big steve (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was taking a dump in a public toilet, when a guy in the next stall started drunkenly rapping. He kept trying to get me to rap along with him, eventually bashing the wall and threatening to bust my face in if I didn't. I soon found out I can rap to Slob On My Knob pretty well. FML

#19043614
118 comments

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On 02/10/2012 at 8:02pm - misc - by rapper in training (man) - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

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184 comments

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On 02/09/2012 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML

#19016688
17 comments

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On 02/07/2012 at 7:04am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found out that the only thing worse than a psycho, overbearing, controlling girlfriend is a psycho, overbearing and controlling ex-girlfriend. FML

#19007314
124 comments

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On 02/06/2012 at 12:50am - love - by bluesox4 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, my fiancé has decided to become my cat's personal trainer. This includes talking to the cat, attempting to motivate him to run up and down the stairs and telling the cat to call him "Coach Daddy". I now have a crazy fiancé and a very angry cat. FML

#18998575
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21890) - you deserved it (4343)

On 02/05/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by oh.geez (woman) - United States

Today, my husband and I worked together on a very difficult yard project. Afterwards, I thanked him and offered him a special treat. He was disappointed to find I meant sex, not cookies. FML

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224 comments

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On 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by me - United States (Texas)



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