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DeathBunny218

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DeathBunny218

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 September 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4769
  • Number of comments : 164
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DeathBunny218 : :
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste,
I've been around for a long long year; stolen many a man's soul and faith.
I was around when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain,
Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate.
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game.

Sidenote: Zealous Creative's "The Maker" is one of the greatest videos that I've ever seen, check it out!

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DeathBunny218's favorite FMLs

Today, my grandfather sent everyone in my family an email thanking them for the photo we got him. I'd bought the frame, edited the picture, and delivered it to him. All everyone else did was show up and complain while the picture was being taken. I'm the only one who didn't get a thank you email. FML

#18947435
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29310) - you deserved it (1902)

On 01/29/2012 at 10:01pm - misc - by the forgotten one (woman) - United States

Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML

#18940266
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23929) - you deserved it (1952)

On 01/29/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by hopeless cluts (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML

#18939799
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24641) - you deserved it (3080)

On 01/29/2012 at 1:31am - misc - by honey soy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML

#18936126
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7881) - you deserved it (30042)

On 01/28/2012 at 6:31pm - misc - by GothicbunnyxC (woman) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)

Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML

#18922456
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6362) - you deserved it (59112)

On 01/27/2012 at 1:48am - health - by batsu (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

#18921610
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12580) - you deserved it (33955)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:46pm - money - by ChevRooon - United States

Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

#18913819
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27111) - you deserved it (3786)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

#18912466
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33114) - you deserved it (3553)

On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML

#18904057
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30240) - you deserved it (2644)

On 01/25/2012 at 12:03am - work - by Benjamin - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

#18896418
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29537) - you deserved it (3830)

On 01/24/2012 at 1:42am - love - by nacho (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on my knees and be your dog." FML

#18886717
142 comments

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On 01/23/2012 at 12:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

#18877531
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29521) - you deserved it (7033)

On 01/22/2012 at 3:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

#18877531
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29521) - you deserved it (7033)

On 01/22/2012 at 3:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML

#18852472
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7876) - you deserved it (46058)

On 01/19/2012 at 10:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML

#18842582
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23383) - you deserved it (4843)

On 01/18/2012 at 6:30am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia



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