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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 September 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 14171
  • Number of comments : 172
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DeathBunny218 : :
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste,
I've been around for a long long year; stolen many a man's soul and faith.
I was around when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain,
Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate.
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game.

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DeathBunny218's favorite FMLs

Today, a 60 year old veteran hit on me by pointing to his white hair and saying: "Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire down below." Then he told me vets eat free at Cracker Barrel. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20941) - you deserved it (1643)

On 09/28/2015 at 12:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, there was a big party at my workplace. The only person that was socializing with me in any way was my co-workers 4-year-old daughter. Before leaving, she drew smiley faces on plastic plates and napkins and gave them to me so I "will have some friends and not be all alone". FML


I agree, your life sucks (22686) - you deserved it (1705)

On 09/22/2015 at 5:40pm - misc - by ForeverAlone - Ukraine

Today, I finally lost enough weight to fit into the beautiful dress that I ordered for my senior prom. I graduated from high school in 2010. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22076) - you deserved it (4417)

On 09/11/2015 at 1:57am - misc - by All Dressed Up With No Place To Go (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21369) - you deserved it (1436)

On 09/09/2015 at 6:15pm - animals - by NightHawk4926 - United States (Nevada)

Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23816) - you deserved it (1416)

On 08/29/2015 at 12:29am - misc - by tkoester - United States (Illinois)

Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23513) - you deserved it (2657)

On 08/14/2015 at 6:40pm - animals - by Wellthisishawkward - United States

Today, my girlfriend said she would give my penis a name: Gonzales. I asked why she wanted to name it that, and she said, "Because he's Speedy." FML


I agree, your life sucks (22912) - you deserved it (4800)

On 08/07/2015 at 3:47pm - intimacy - by Gonzales (man) - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23214) - you deserved it (4352)

On 08/05/2015 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense and we were really into it, until she blurted out, "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine". FML

Today, while at work, I mustered up the courage to talk to a cute girl. I asked her name, to which I replied with mine and that it was nice to meet her. She followed up with a dirty look and the fact she hates anyone with my name. FML

Today, it was my first day working at a library. I expected it to be fun and peaceful, not to end up having to call the cops on a guy who started jerking off into a book. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25202) - you deserved it (1566)

On 07/24/2015 at 10:02am - work - by fishingforubies2 - Aruba

Today, I went downstairs early in the morning to watch a movie. As I walked into the living room and reached for the light switch, I heard my dad say "Knew you'd change your mind. Get them panties off." followed by the sound of a zipper being undone. I've never been so mortified in my life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33850) - you deserved it (2476)

On 07/15/2015 at 12:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I quit my job so I wouldn't have to work with this one complete fuck-wit anymore. I told him what I thought of him, and then walked away giving him the middle finger. Turns out, he is a regular customer at my new job. Everyone loves him and thinks he's awesome. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25211) - you deserved it (9525)

On 07/02/2015 at 12:49am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26302) - you deserved it (4607)

On 06/30/2015 at 10:40pm - work - by stink - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex quite aggressively. Towards the end, he lifted his hips off the bed and then headbutted me in the nose. The only thing that came today was blood all over my new bra. FML

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