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DeafWolverine
  • Town/Country : Mount Dora, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 June 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 223
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About DeafWolverine : well, I'm a cool guy that sometimes have stupid things happen to me

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Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

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On 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm - misc - by Come on - United States

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

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239 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

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239 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my brother lost his first tooth, so I told him the tooth fairy is going to give him money. He now thinks The Rock is going to show up in his room. FML

#18327184
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On 11/23/2011 at 2:14pm - kids - by G. Briones -

Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML

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199 comments

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On 11/20/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by johnnydoe6969 - United States

Today, I went to the House of Horrors at Universal Studios. People dressed up as monsters would jump at us, and I was so freaked out that I tripped. My equally terrified mom fell on top of me. Frankenstein's monster was nice enough to ask us if we were alright. FML

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110 comments

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On 08/24/2011 at 2:32am - misc - by Trimacle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead. FML

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397 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 1:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

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356 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by fffmmll - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

#15415260
356 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by fffmmll - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML

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On 02/21/2011 at 8:07am - intimacy - by weezer - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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On 06/28/2010 at 4:12am - intimacy - by megaladon - United States (California)

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to rub Tabasco sauce on my household toilet paper. FML

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On 02/14/2010 at 3:42am - love - by dzisfml - Canada (Alberta)



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