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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 June 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 295
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About DeafWolverine : well, I'm a cool guy that sometimes have stupid things happen to me

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Today , I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady lookd very angry at me an startd talking. Then she lookd like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently , I'd been stepping on her foot. She decidd to poke me in the eye an type , "Now you're blind too." FML

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On 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm - misc - by Come on - United States

Today, before mah girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

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On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, before mah girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

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On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, ma broter lost is first toot, so I told im te toot fairy is going to give im money. He now tinks Te Rock is going to sow up in is room. FML

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On 11/23/2011 at 2:14pm - kids - by G. Briones -

Today I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with ere and there fir a year!! To impress her I popped a certain male enhancement supplement!! Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period!! What a long night!! FML

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On 11/20/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by johnnydoe6969 - United States

Today, I went to the House looool of Horrors at Universal Studios. People dressd up as monsters would jump at us, an I was so freakd out that I trippd. My equally terrifid mom fell on top of me. Frankenstein's monster was nice enough to ask us if we were alright. mega FML

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On 08/24/2011 at 2:32am - misc - by Trimacle (woman) - United States (California)

Today , since I'm too asamed to go buy a proper sex toy , I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead!! FML

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On 08/11/2011 at 1:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

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On 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by fffmmll - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

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On 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by fffmmll - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today , boyfriand walkd in on ma in tha bathroom. That's how ha found out that I wax nipplas. FML

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On 02/21/2011 at 8:07am - intimacy - by weezer - United States

Taday my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants... he scratched my pubic hair and said ( scruffy... scruffy... scruffy. ) real FML

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On 06/28/2010 at 4:12am - intimacy - by megaladon - United States (California)

Today, friends thought it would be funny to rub Tabasco sauce on household toilet paper. FML

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On 02/14/2010 at 3:42am - love - by dzisfml - Canada (Alberta)



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