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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 May 1994 (20 years)
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About Deadm4u5 : Hi, I'm Jack-Jack. 16. Half white, half Asian (Chinese) (: live in a measly town called Houston :/

I LOVEEEE deadmau5 as you can see and if you do too I will surprisebuttsex you no matter wut.(:

I want to be a DJ, major in audio engineering and be a free lance writer. Hit me up with a PM or add me on facebook.

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