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Today, I was sitting on the toilet when I felt something brush my shoulder. I turned around in fright, and one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat and into the toilet, making me fall sideways and hit my face on the toilet roll holder. I now have a black eye. It was my hair on my shoulder. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10622) - you deserved it (19820)

On 03/14/2010 at 6:50am - misc - by Hatty (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18614) - you deserved it (3500)

On 03/02/2010 at 11:58am - intimacy - by fatcheeks (woman) - United States (Texas)



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