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Today, I had to explain to my husband that the 5-second rule doesn't apply if you drop the floss into the toilet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32989) - you deserved it (2702)

On 01/13/2013 at 10:36pm - misc - by PeeFlavouredFloss (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

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On 01/13/2013 at 10:00pm - misc - by anon - United States (Ohio)



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