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DeBoss

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DeBoss

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 November 1972 (42 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 401
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DeBoss : I should be old enough not to enjoy otter People's misery on FML... But I'm not :)

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DeBoss's favorite FMLs

Today, on the drive to church, I got a nosebleed. Not so bad, until I sneezed and splattered myself and my fiancé with blood, snot, and eventually tears. FML

#20705510
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47382) - you deserved it (4332)

On 06/04/2013 at 1:53pm - love - by BloodyMarry (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML

#20530380
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46400) - you deserved it (5928)

On 03/04/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by nopanties (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
714 comments

I agree, your life sucks (745176) - you deserved it (56867)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047
1279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (699486) - you deserved it (470105)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

#341783
559 comments

I agree, your life sucks (534634) - you deserved it (37582)

On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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