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Dcm210

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 February 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4154
  • Number of comments : 923
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Dcm210 : My name is Daniel and I'm trying to get into computer repair. I like listening to music like Staind,Korn,The Used,Silverstein,Disturbed and other music as well.

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Dcm210's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad attempted to fix a power outlet. He managed to shock himself with 120 volts and fall backwards, landing on top of me. I am 85 pounds and he weighs 290 pounds. FML

#14762941
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27594) - you deserved it (4640)

On 01/29/2011 at 7:28pm - misc - by fudgydiaper22 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while trying to act sober in front of my parents when I got home, I threw up on my mom's shoe. FML

#14755059
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7403) - you deserved it (39903)

On 01/29/2011 at 7:40am - health - by awkward drunk - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML

#14754887
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29127) - you deserved it (3608)

On 01/29/2011 at 6:55am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

#14753781
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48052) - you deserved it (3946) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, after suffering from constipation for three days, I finally took a dump. Just as things reached the point of no return, my land line and doorbell all rang. FML

#14752414
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22771) - you deserved it (2711)

On 01/29/2011 at 1:06am - health - by Poopie (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML

#14750549
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32330) - you deserved it (3932)

On 01/28/2011 at 11:10pm - health - by Mervin22 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML

#14747577
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8384) - you deserved it (103881)

On 01/28/2011 at 8:06pm - love - by peeoncarl1111 - United States

Today, I wrote a poem and was very proud of it. I showed it to my mom. After reading it, her response was, "What is this shit?" FML

#14739407
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24917) - you deserved it (5153)

On 01/28/2011 at 1:21am - misc - by snappyPi -

Today, my grandpa came over to help paint our house, as we are renovating it. The only paint clothes he decided to wear were his underpants. The neighbours and builders found this quite amusing. FML

#14706670
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19788) - you deserved it (2422)

On 01/25/2011 at 4:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

#14700960
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20153) - you deserved it (3808)

On 01/24/2011 at 7:30pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my best friend came over for dinner and a movie. Moments after arriving, she spent an hour on the phone, and ended up accepting another invitation before leaving. I guess it's dinner for one tonight. FML

#14686261
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23820) - you deserved it (2181)

On 01/23/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML

#14681491
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19406) - you deserved it (7585)

On 01/23/2011 at 12:47am - misc - by shadowfigure (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

#14681443
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10184) - you deserved it (39434)

On 01/23/2011 at 12:43am - money - by quarterback (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I discovered I have bed bugs. I have nowhere else to sleep and I won't be able to afford a new mattress for at least a year. I'd better get used to these giant welts. FML

#14681318
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26791) - you deserved it (4733)

On 01/23/2011 at 12:32am - animals - by krushr (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

#14674981
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25211) - you deserved it (3869)

On 01/22/2011 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)



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