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Dcm210

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 February 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4340
  • Number of comments : 926
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Dcm210 : My name is Daniel and I'm trying to get into computer repair. I like listening to music like Staind,Korn,The Used,Silverstein,Disturbed and other music as well.

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Dcm210's favorite FMLs

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

#15617038
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (105970) - you deserved it (7457)

On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved

Today, I overheard my parents in the kitchen talking about how they wanted to try anal tonight. There is over three and a half feet of snow outside, leaving me no way to escape the horrible sounds and mental images yet to come. FML

#15141244
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47604) - you deserved it (3787)

On 02/27/2011 at 4:42pm - intimacy - by Sam (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

#15057968
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42333) - you deserved it (4448)

On 02/20/2011 at 10:28pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I went to a haunted show restaurant. I needed the toilet badly, but they were inside the building, which could only be gotten to via a ghost train. The footage of me peeing myself in terror on the train was played on a big screen inside, in front of a crowd of onlookers. FML

#15039071
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27202) - you deserved it (4478)

On 02/19/2011 at 10:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me, telling me she's pregnant. FML

#15038922
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11399) - you deserved it (42580)

On 02/19/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML

#15036235
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28160) - you deserved it (7970)

On 02/19/2011 at 2:20am - love - by PlayboyBunny (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I just pulled out of the fast food drive through, only to pull right behind a septic truck. Just as I was about to dig into my food, I noticed it had a handy window about a foot round. I had a stare-down with a turd until I could pass. FML

#14990064
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19275) - you deserved it (3454)

On 02/15/2011 at 12:13pm - misc - by Goatbeard (man) - United States (California)

Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husbands rather rattling snoring, I finally managed it... only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML

#14990057
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24562) - you deserved it (3396)

On 02/15/2011 at 12:10pm - love - by Ugh (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML

#14808267
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34294) - you deserved it (5494)

On 02/02/2011 at 4:48am - intimacy - by fml -

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML

#14805791
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30815) - you deserved it (4176)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:17am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

#14797285
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45716) - you deserved it (4921)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, at a restaurant, I ordered the best chocolate soufflé on the menu, which was called "Double Satisfaction". The waiter asked me what would I like to order. The words that came out of my mouth were "Double Orgasm". FML

#14796617
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17708) - you deserved it (37648)

On 02/01/2011 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by theshameofit (woman) - Cyprus (Limassol)

Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML

#14786538
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29500) - you deserved it (5178)

On 01/31/2011 at 10:47am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML

#14783005
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34881) - you deserved it (13678)

On 01/31/2011 at 12:58am - love - by Thanh Quang -

Today, I found out that in conclusion to working five nights in a row, I'm scheduled to work the night shift on Valentine's day with my ex-boyfriend. FML



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