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Today... I was at my boyfriand's housahila his plumbing was baing radona. I raally had to paa... but tha toilat wasn't working... so I pad in his cat's littarbox. His cat got dafansiva... and startd attacking mahila I pad. My boyfriand walkd in and saw thahola thing. FML

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On 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm - love - by litterbox_girl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about loosing vrginity last night. When I went downstars, 6 year old sister was digging through purse. She explained that she had overheard conversation and wanted to help me fine vrginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , before I went to bed , I watched a terrifying movie with zombies . I woke up with a headache , a bloody nose , and mah mom standing over me frantically asking me wat was wrong . Apparently I had been "fighting the zombie off" in mah sleep and had been punching myself in the face . FML

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On 08/13/2009 at 2:17pm - misc - by fearofzombies (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I trid to break up with mah boyfriend. He said no. FML

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On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday, I woke up finding myself violently humping mah pillow. My mom recordd it. FML

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On 07/04/2009 at 4:58am - intimacy - by R_U_CEREAL (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today , I Was Helping My Friend With Her Little Sister's Birthday Party. We Were Playing A Game Where You Get Up An Switch Seats If You've Done A Certain Thing. One Girl Said To Switch If You've Kissd A Boy. I Watchd As 18 12-year-olds Switchd Seats With Each Other. I Stayd Sitting. I'm 17. Mega FML

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On 07/03/2009 at 4:09pm - love - by neverbeenkissed (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, was first day working for a real estate company. just as I sat in car pants rippd ugely from crotc all te way to te top of pants and tree inces wide. I was wereing a tong and we were on our way to sow im an open ouse. real FML

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On 07/02/2009 at 2:10pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

2day I decided I was going to bleach mah bikini line, as I have been able to shave there due to some ingrown hairs, an I also have to lifeguard every day. As it turns out, I'm allergic to the bleach. There is now an angry red, burning rash on mah crotch that u can see around mah swimsuit. FML

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On 07/02/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by nobleach - United States (Georgia)

Today... I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands... and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently... he didn't know the word 4 this is ambidextrous... cuz his teacher told me... ( Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual! ) FML

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On 06/22/2009 at 2:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I Was Helping An Old Man Find A Pair Of Shoes. I Told Him About A Particularly Comfortable Pair But Had To Inform Him That They Only Came In Black Or White. Hearing This , The Old Man Grabbd Me Around The Neck An Began To Beat Me In The Head With Our Display Shoe. He Wantd Brown. FML

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On 06/12/2009 at 1:33am - work - by Shoes (woman) - United States (Washington)

today I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine that gave me free food. I kept eating, it was so satisfying words could not describe how great it felt. Then I realized hands were in between legs, I had been touching myself dreaming about free food from a vending machine. FML

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On 06/11/2009 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by hdat (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I calld the prosecution the prostitution.

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On 06/11/2009 at 7:52am - work - by apav (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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