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Today, I saw a spider in my bathtub, so instead of killing it, i decided to bring my dog inside the bathroom to kill the spider for me. Turns out that the spider was a black widow, and my dog was bit. The dog killed the spider. The spider killed my dog. FML


I agree, your life sucks (78544) - you deserved it (161869)

On 03/29/2009 at 1:04am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my Christian boyfriend of six months broke up with me. I had told him when we started dating that I was an atheist, and he just now decided to look up what it is. He gave me a bible. FML


I agree, your life sucks (69375) - you deserved it (16322)

On 03/14/2009 at 12:48pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Florida)

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