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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 March 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 404
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

by Anonymous / 07/11/2011 at 3:42am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I handed the keys to my Mustang to my mom so she could go car shopping. As she pulled away, I remembered the condom wrappers, sex toy packaging, and empty bottle of rum that was in the passenger's seat of my car. I'm twenty. FML

by jackass / 04/13/2009 at 6:46am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy