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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 264
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Jk there's nothing here but FYL for believing whatever anyone tells you.

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Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58008) - you deserved it (2941)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I handed the keys to my Mustang to my mom so she could go car shopping. As she pulled away, I remembered the condom wrappers, sex toy packaging, and empty bottle of rum that was in the passenger's seat of my car. I'm twenty. FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 6:46am - intimacy - by jackass (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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