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About DawnofDark : My life is pretty much Anime, Coding, Gaming, Fishing, Music and Rugby. I like to enjoy the small things that others don't normally enjoy. I like to be honest but I am probably the most secretive person you will meet. I don't break promises and I hate people who do. And I hate people who tell secrets that aren't theres too tell. Feel free to message me if you want too. I will reply within a day or two. Also I play League of Legends a lot so if you are interested in adding me send me a message about that.

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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML


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On 10/16/2015 at 11:05am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML


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On 07/13/2014 at 6:36pm - love - by justthinkofyourhand - United States (California)

Today, I went to my friend's house to give him some moral support as he came out of the closet to his family. I left with a black eye. FML


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On 06/29/2014 at 1:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, our dishwasher door broke. My mom made me sit there for an hour straight, holding the door shut so it would work. FML

Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML


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On 06/07/2014 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by yepintheladiesroom (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML


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On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today, as a firefighter, we were called to assist the ambulance crew with lifting a deceased patient out of a house. Little did I know, he had been dead inside for 3 weeks, and was bloated and popped like a water balloon when we attempted to move him. My girlfriend made soup for the evening meal. FML


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On 01/31/2013 at 11:39pm - work - by Fireguy92 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend came and sat on my lap. She landed directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. FML

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML


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On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML


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On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

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