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DawnDreamer99
  • Town/Country : Tampa, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 August 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1350
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was on the bus going to formal for my sorority. I was sitting in the 5th row of the bus when I felt raindrops on my face coming through the open window. I then realized it wasn't raining, but the girl in the 1st row was throwing up out her window and it was coming back in through my window. FML

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On 03/22/2009 at 6:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother was re-enrolling me in school so she was required to fill out some paper work. Later, she asks me, "What does Caucasian mean?". I ask, "Why?". Apparently she didn't recognize the word so she checked "other" and wrote in "white". FML

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On 03/03/2009 at 12:37am - misc - by buryuntime (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mother was re-enrolling me in school so she was required to fill out some paper work. Later, she asks me, "What does Caucasian mean?". I ask, "Why?". Apparently she didn't recognize the word so she checked "other" and wrote in "white". FML

#192383
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On 03/03/2009 at 12:37am - misc - by buryuntime (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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