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Today, while I was waitressing, I bent down to pick up a menu and accidentally farted, really loud, at my table. FML

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99 comments

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On 05/18/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by oops (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I called my mom to tell her: "Mom, I finally got my period!" There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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On 03/27/2009 at 3:15pm - health - by Crampon (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

#79663
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On 02/19/2009 at 4:44pm - work - by wow (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

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On 01/31/2009 at 7:01pm - misc - by HumanNature - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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On 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by john - United States (Kansas)

Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML

#1052
32 comments

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On 01/13/2009 at 8:05pm - misc - by dannij08 - United States (California)

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

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